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I am honored and humbled to hand the greatest fantasy analyst ever the biggest L of his 30 year career. Thank you for the opportunity! #SFB8

So was everyone just lying when they said they saw the Barbie movie?

I vote we all go back into the haunted house with the killer clown.

@rolandsmartin The new hawk tua girl

What an idiot

@DrBenTapper1 Biden can still throw this asshole in prison

Oh snap!

@Lindas_Here Biden still has two months to invade Russia

Joe Biden needs to burn this motherfucker to the ground! Pardon Hunter, forgive all student loans, use the executive orders to ban assault rifles, reinstate Roe V Wade, lock it up so tight trump will take months to untie it all! Dark Brandon has no fucks left to give!

Biden has three months to bulldoze border walls forgive student loans and grant amnesty to immigrants

When you realize that 57% of the country is hopelessly stupid the world makes so much sense. Just think about your coworkers, how many of them can tie their own shoes?

@tommysantos14 They voted for fascism because they say they hate government

So when Trump fires all non-partisan career professionals in government, replaces them with radical loyalists within every nook and cranny of the US government, and adds radical judges everywhere. And every one of you that voted for him finally wake up from your fucked up fantasy just like the folks that woke up after 4 years of the last shit show, only to realize it’s much much worse, and much more permanent, this time. When the cancer you caused has infected every bit of the American system and it can’t be unwound for a lifetime. What then? Do you beg this country for forgiveness for choosing fascism because you were conned into believing your eggs are too expensive because of Joe Biden? You just put Steve Bannon in charge of American policy. You just put Michael Flynn in charge of our military. You just put Alex Jones in charge of media and propaganda. You just put Stephen Miller in charge of immigration policy. You just put batshit crazy RFK Jr. in charge of health policy. You just killed free public education and privatized schools, which you will have to pay for. You just sealed the deal on a national abortion ban, because you’re demented if you think it’s not coming. You just radicalized the Supreme Court for a generation. You just made women less safe and less free. You just made this country an oligarchy with the billionaires quite literally in charge now. You just put in office the one person that believes a president is a king, with the fucking Supreme Court ruling to prove it in his back pocket! You just ushered in Fascism. Because your cereal costs more. Congratulations.

@JoJoFromJerz “How much were the eggs?” “Fuck if I know.”

“Daddy?” Yes Johnny? “King Trump deported my friends, closed my school, forced me to work in a factory and let mommy die when she was pregnant with my little sister, so why did you vote for him?” “Because the price of eggs was too high, son.”

@joncoopertweets Biden needs to arrest him and call a new election. wtf will republicans do about

Does anyone know what will happen if Judge Merchan sentences Trump to prison on November 26th? Even as president, Trump can’t pardon himself for state crimes.

@Angry_Staffer That’s a great idea. Kamala could still be our nations first president

Biden should resign in December just to fuck up all of Trump’s 47 merch. … or to show the nation a female POTUS won’t destroy us.

@JoJoFromJerz Then they’ll say some bullshit like “the president doesn’t set egg prices”

When you bitches are paying $18 for eggs and being paid pennies working in the fields because there’s no one else to do it, and your kids work factory jobs because there is no school to attend and shit like leprosy comes back, I hope you’ll remember how hard you owned the Libs.

@suddenlysobbing I don’t have any evidence but I won’t be surprised if we find out Trump cheated

It just doesn’t make sense. So many republicans voted democrat. Kamala had more people at her rallies. She won the debate. We had all the professional analytical predictions on our side. I genuinely don’t understand how this happened.

Today is 11-6, which is 9-11 upside down. It’s 9-11 in America today.

If you’re in the military do you still have work today? I mean it feels like a waste since there’s no constitution to protect.

The American people spoke loud and clear. “We’re ignorant. We’re racist. And we don’t give a fuck about anything else.”

@ungerbn103 Right? We might “win” but these racists are still our neighbors.

It literally blows me away that, at this moment, 10,000,000 Americans have voted for Trump, with many millions more to tally. How can anyone support such a disaster of a human being, let alone many millions? I will NEVER understand.

Why be politics when you can Be PUG

@patriottakes The actor who played the secret service agent was in a play in broadway this week.

Assassination attempt cookies are being served at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago election night watch party

Does anyone know when the election is?