Jeff Wells

@614clinton It happened. You’ve met your match. Good luck.

Well, I just met the new neighbors 5 year old kid. Kid: He Mister, Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: To get to the dummy's house Kid: ...... Me: ...... Kid: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Kid: The Chicken

@MikeBales Definitely more dangerous than nail clippers.

I’m not claiming all flip-flop wearers on planes have disgusting feet. I’m just saying the people with disgusting feet always seem to choose flip-flops for their flight.

@BradLoganCOTE @VisitOxfordMS @cityofoxford Mistillis, Pizza Den, Rebel Deli

What are your Top-3 restaurants in Oxford? 📸: @VisitOxfordMS

@PeterBurnsESPN Fun fact, Vegas has a strong Catholic community.

Yes, Mendoza played extremely well last year but putting a player with his character concerns in Las Vegas is just recipe for disaster. Hope I’m wrong. /s

@FoodPleaser Cole slaw

Mayo or BBQ?

@FoodPleaser Vanilla ice cream (sorry, 3 words)

First word that comes to mind when you see this cake?

Still Catholic. Christ is Risen!

@BuzzPatterson Not so fast…turn it back on.

So far the NCAA men’s games today have sucked.

@lucyshow11 I was chosen out if crowd as a kid to participate in their “baseball” skit in Memphis early 70’s. It was aired on Wild World of Sports w/ Howard Cossell.

Who remembers the Harlem Globetrotters? 🏀😁

@614clinton To funny!

@runnersworld I got hit by a car from behind, causing me to DNF at mile 19. I’ve run 50 marathons and I don’t include that one.

Participants in the 2026 Los Angeles Marathon have the option to only run 18 miles—and still receive a finisher medal, race officials announced this week. runnersworldmag.visitlink.me/aUXStO

@honeymoon250 Need a 3.5

@Vertex_am021 6

What is the correct answer?

@miles_commodore You answered your own question.

Why in the world do you all follow a sarcastic corny nerd like me?

@honeymoon250 Joy

@sip_central Good read.

This is who Ole Miss needs to hire to defend themselves against the evil Clemson lawyers

@miles_commodore 6:30am CST Saturdays…hardly missed an episode.

We first met him in 1952.

@Evan_Messer13 @DeuceeAlexander @DeuceKnight I’m 4 that.

Duece to deuce next year is going to feed families @DeuceeAlexander @DeuceKnight

@SheritaS 2 plays from undefeated.

OM lost 2 games all season by 12 points combined. Wow!

@MusicJim2 @soflobobbijo Hotty Toddy!

@soflobobbijo I'll guess, Ole Miss 39 -34👀

Wonder Who’s Gonna Fill That Blank Spot 🏈