Jenny from the Sac

I forgot to mention it bc it was super casual, but the guy that works at 7/11 told me yesterday that “all of (my) nightmares are real,” and that my “worst fears are now reality.” #STOKED

@exfatloss Doing it - launched 3 weeks ago Naked-fries.com

Launched this with my wife 2 weeks ago. Stay tuned for some BIG things ahead. I want to make so I can help others do the same. And it starts with French fries damnit! naked-fries.com

@redhotlp69 u said “take”

@Jen_Kenya Only fatties eat lunch

I kinda judge ppl that take lunch at a computer job

@redhotlp69 @ kyle

men who accidentally get girls pregnant are just weak because they can’t pull out #FathersDay

@redhotlp69 Even less interesting than Machi, which is difficult

I can’t believe that mid dog miss peaches is all over the internet

@redhotlp69 You were prob asking for it

In my past life I think I was curb stomped or eaten by a shark

Retweeting this into existence

@ashhbryce lmao I feel that tho

Make Maurice Lennel great again ! 🍪

@redhotlp69 So open minded 🫶

Love a good all gender bathroom cause me myself am straight

@redhotlp69 You know god damn well it's not like that

How do u guys eat oranges

@rockeaters I'm gonna go out on a limb and say don't

Kinda wanna stop taking all my meds at once cold turkey to see how fucking insane I go

I found out LAST NIGHT that my dad was the Vice President of the company he was at for over A DECADE before retiring... Still determining if that makes him super humble or super shady

My seven year old niece just slid me a note that said “get a job”

Back on my tweeting at businesses bullshit. With that, I must say: @Apple plz remove the notification to "Finish Setting Up Your iPhone" just because I haven't enabled Siri. I don't want that betch in my business and I also hate having pending notifications.

@AssessorCook Why does your automated phone system just end with being hung up on every single time ...?

@saaarbrens @Uber_Support @uber are you a narc ? You're legally obligated to tell us if you are

@Uber_Support I’ve never been safe in my whole damn life

lol my Uber driver hit a pot hole and i go, “oof that sounded expensive” turns out it was bc he busted the fuck out of his car and now I’m drunk in a gas station waiting for another Uber

@rockeaters good

@Jen_Kenya Girl I haven’t texted him I’m not THAT desperate

I just want my ex to admit he still has my strap-on in his closet I can’t afford another one