Jennifer Shumate

@GovPressOffice As a Texan, fuck Greg Abbott

“reflect the will of the voters” Is GREG ABBOTT’S POWER GRAB now going to the voters???

@GregAbbott_TX Fuck you, you fascist pig.

Texas’ new congressional maps follow the law and reflect the will of the voters. It will ensure communities can choose leaders who share their values and priorities.

@sambaschutte As a home baker and pro tech writer, I'd like to compliment you on a very well-written recipe! This is definitely an advanced recipe, but the instructions were so detailed and easy to follow that a (very brave) beginner could make this cake!

@CuriosityOddity @cat_inked @danaproblems @catl8dy666 Thank you for putting together such a fantastic team!

@cat_inked @Jen_Shumate @danaproblems @catl8dy666 You guys are amazing and I appreciate all that you do to help me run the team. #HappyBirthdayMishaCollins

You know what to do, Gishers. ❤️ gish.com/2021-hunt-upda…

@TeamJoe Ellie is excited that Champ gets to go back to the White House! Congrats to @JoeBiden!

Pawse. Champ Biden has a message for you all. Don't forget to vote by November 3rd!

@realDonaldTrump Who wants to tell him? Can it be me? Please, please, can it be me? I've been a good girl this year, I swear.

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

@KamVTV @DonaldJTrumpJr If Texas is Trump country, then why is Texas a toss-up state? Proud Texan here, who voted against Trump in 2016 and 2020. #VoteHimOut #BlueWave

Texas is Trump country so @DonaldJTrumpJr has a special message to Laredo, Texas. Head to McAllen, Texas on October 30th and help give Kamala Harris a big Trump Texas welcome.

I just reviewed The Trials of Koli by M. R. Carey. #NetGalley netgalley.com/book/193763/re…

@HarrisVotes Inquiring minds need to know!

The day's final total will be out a bit later, taters.

Polls are now closed. Tomorrow's hours are noon-7 p.m. We're going to have a lie-down. #HarrisVotes

Voted on Wednesday at James E Taylor High School. In and out in 15 minutes! @HarrisVotes has made voting easy peazy this year!

I just reviewed The Book of Koli by M. R. Carey. #TheBookofKoli #NetGalley netgalley.com/book/178384/re…

I just reviewed The Last Tiara by M.J. Rose. #NetGalley netgalley.com/book/203152/re…

I just reviewed The Wrong Mr. Darcy by Evelyn Lozada; Holly Lorincz. #NetGalley netgalley.com/book/179113/re…

#GISH has been a weird, whacky, heartwarming experience. Thank God it's over. I'm exhausted.

@GISH I'm running into problems with item 159. Apparently, you can't actually only donate $1. So the item can't be completed as written.

@GISH for item 68, do I need to start my own team? Or can I join an existing team? There are several teams in my area already, so making a new one seems a bit inefficient.

@Backmanland Ellie says happy birthday from Houston!

It's my 39th birthday today. I got a typewriter from my wife and beer from my parents and my best friends sent me gifs of dogs jumping on trampolines because they know that makes me happy. So I wanted to take this… instagram.com/p/CA7YT6BDnyI/…

I just reviewed Night. Sleep. Death. The Stars. by Joyce Carol Oates. #NightSleepDeathTheStars #NetGalley netgalley.com/book/182675/re…

@seanstevenson I got a gallon of margaritas last night. Because now we have to-go booze in Texas.

@Jen_Shumate Same. I’m feeling cooped up but am doing some good gin drinking

I just reviewed The Paris Library by Janet Skeslien Charles. #NetGalley netgalley.com/book/179172/re…