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@Bhavani_00007 Macbooks aren’t great in my opinion

POV: everyone’s got a macbook and you walk in with a gaming laptop 😂

@alliharvard Most likely

just heard a rumor that aliens are interdimensional demons. have a nice friday.

@forallcurious RIP

🚨: An engineer says he’s found a way to overcome Earth’s gravity A propellantless propulsion drive that generates lift, effectively counteracting Earth's gravity.

ChatGPT randomly became obsessed with talking about goblins, to the point where it started ruining the chatbot for users. An emergency anti-goblin patch was recently released that told ChatGPT to stop talking about goblins and other creatures unprompted.

@PolitlcsUK Drawing Zack Polanski is illegal because he literally looks like a stereotype lol

🚨 NEW: The Green Party has complained to The Times over its "antisemitic cartoon depiction" of Zack Polanski with a hooked nose

@F3mboyPounder @Ganjauana420 look into the healing power of psilocybin mushrooms.

@Ganjauana420 Like what??? Dosing myself up with other drugs? Start doing crack? Wonderful idea, sir!!! Purely marvelous!

No way my siblings found my stash AND FUCKING FLUSHED THEM..... Fuck you. I'm actually kinda pissed about this man. What the fuck.

@liudameier epstein is literally right there bruh

外星人到访美国?👽 看起来太真实了吧🤯

“bro just use ableton the piano roll is just as good as FL”

@The4thWayYT TRUE 🍄

@TheGriftReport throwing it out the plane with me

The plane you are on is about to crash... There is only one parachute left on the plane apart from your own, who are you giving it to? Hard Mode:

@NightSkyToday Probably

🚨: Our Consciousness may leaves this dimension and enters an alter when we sleep and dream, Scientists says.

@BorisJohnson Open your eyes people

Falling birth rates aren’t a disaster, they’re the best bit of global news in a long time mol.im/a/15782963

@birdpathy Here’s an obvious one: All of those things are your subjective opinions

Here are some obvious things: - Death is bad - Eating meat is bad - God doesn't exist What other obvious things are there? Please only post actually obvious things, not things which have a decent chance of being wrong

#TheChase Anne is absolutely monstrous. A true quiz legend.

@SW1TCHBLXDE why don't you become one

yes i’m 23 years old, yes i pretend to be a let’s play youtuber in my head when i play video games, we exist

This year there will be a psyop based around aliens. Do not believe the lies you will be fed!

@_Gottalovezik the price to pay for love and forgiveness is not having the approval of those who have lost sight of it

Pov: your mom raised you right and now you don't fit in w people your age

@nathan_covey how'd u post this then

Turning 27 today and got myself a flip phone. I've determined that a smartphone has become a net negative for my life. Excited for this new phase!

@adzz_s idolisation of politicians is getting insane

we actually can’t let the media take down Zack Polanski the way they did to Corbyn. you can really tell they’re panicking and it shows the Green Party are coming 💚