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Husband wanted to play the “dolphin training game” at his birthday party, and it was one of the funniest party games I’ve ever played > “dolphin” goes out of the room, rest of the party decides on a very specific set of tasks for them > they return and have to figure it out only though boos and cheers from the group examples: 1) spin in a chair 32 times, then go get a glass of kombucha and do a dance 2) open a bag of sour patch kids, place exactly 8 of them on a platter, then serve one to each member of the party 3) grab a lawn ornament frog, take it to the porch swing, set it on lap and pet it 4) walk into workshop, wear towel as a cape, grab the broom and ride it like a witch to the deck, then sweep the deck It’s so goofy! But very fun to make up the tasks and entirely engaging for everyone to watch. I thought it sounded silly and we’d probably play one round, but we played 7! A bunch of adults did that for like an hour and a half!

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