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Places to go during a zombie apocalypse/nuclear winter situation:
(A thread to protect you from Jim Kong Uhno’s regime)
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Jensen Thelander
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Jensen Thelander
@JensenThelander
snapchat: jthelander Katılım Ağustos 2012
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“A man never steps in the same river twice” could’ve also been written as, “A parent never holds the same newborn twice.” Because every time you set them down they seem to grow, change, learn, as fast as we can pick them back up.
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The inability for females to open a combination lock is the reason that they deserve .70 to every dollar men make.
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If there’s one thing I’ve learned from having kids. It’s that the paw patrol budget must be insane!!! They just got monster trucks this episode??? We need to make America like paw patrol!
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Neither of these men are married or have kids.
Both are simply obsessed with their own personal perfection and optimization.
There is nothing impressive about a single man with no kids sleeping well and being fit.
Show me a man with young children, a full time job, disrupted sleep, who works out regularly, eats healthy, trains Jui Jitsu, with a muscular body…
THIS is impressive. THIS requires extreme discipline.
Camus@newstart_2024
Chris Williamson just shared his "nuclear" sleep stack that's quietly changing his life—and Andrew Huberman breaks down exactly why it works: If you're lying in bed at 2 a.m. scrolling or staring at the ceiling, this 4-minute protocol combo might be the fastest way to shut your brain off without pills. The two killer techniques Williamson swears by: 1. The Mind Walk (visualization on steroids) - Imagine walking a route you know perfectly (your house → front door → street) - Do it with insane detail: feel the shoehorn, hear the key turn, feel the door handle, pressure of the pavement - It's like reading fiction for your nervous system—engages the brain just enough to stop problem-solving loops, but not enough to keep you awake 2. Resonance breathing with the Ohm stone lamp - Bedside lamp with induction-charging stone that has a built-in FDA-cleared HRV sensor - Hold the stone → 3/6/9/12-minute guided sessions with silent tactile vibration (no sound, no light, partner-safe) - Guides you into true resonance frequency (max vagal tone) → the stone knows when you hit it - Williamson calls it “the sickest” sleep tool he’s ever used—currently in stealth (ohmhealth, not widely available yet) Huberman adds the neuroscience: Looking down + eyelids lowering activates parasympathetic circuits and deactivates wakefulness-promoting brainstem nuclei. It’s literally pedaling the sleep pedal while shutting off the alertness arm. Williamson: “Some days you need the adventure story (mind walk), some days you need the physiological hammer (resonance breathing). Stack them and I’m cross-eyed into sleep.” Already trying one of these? Or is your nighttime routine still a war zone?
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@magiconchmembr not to bug you, but how much for this specimen? Everything’s for sale around here, but I know what I’ve got. I’ll start the bidding at $10,000
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@Kapturegear WHEN ARE TGE PRE-ORDERS GOING TO SHIP?!?! We have been waiting for more than a month now. Praying each day that our naked phones won’t fall to their demise before the $300 phone case&digiscoping kit we already bought comes to save it.
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Parents who believe in the reality of sex are being investigated by CPS all over the country. They are losing their children for not bending the knee to the trans cult. You don’t hear about it much because the courts gag the parents.
My team wrote and I submitted a proposed EO for @realDonaldTrump.
Please retweet if you think parents should be able to raise their children as his or her sex.
Now is the time to destroy the transgender agenda that is infecting our country.
@megynkelly @MattWallace888 @BillboardChris @LauraPowellEsq @HarmeetKDhillon @ConceptualJames @elonmusk @thegaywhostrayd @dom_lucre @LauraLoomer
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Sorry, but that's impossible.
That gun is illegal in New York City.
End Wokeness@EndWokeness
This is the gunman on the loose in NYC. He fired at police officers and regular civilians. Possible mass casualties.
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@FLVoiceNews Anybody know how this is going to affect Pittman-Robertson? @olCal406
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DESANTIS: "From September 8-31st, all firearms, munitions, accoutrements, as well as things like bows and arrows, are tax free. That's gonna save some folks a lot of money."
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@SStricklandMMA Please continue on this thread with other issues you have with other “groups of people” hahaha I’m sure you won’t be able to piss anyone off by doing that😂 @SStricklandMMA
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Another group of people I dont trust is the guys who wear crosses.... What is the message you're trying to make me believe about you?
"Im a Christian bro"
Sure you are..
You were face down in some random girls ass last night. Take the bs off your neck..
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Every member of Congress who campaigned on reducing government spending and then immediately voted for the biggest debt increase in history should hang their head in shame!
And they will lose their primary next year if it is the last thing I do on this Earth.
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@SenMikeLee American lands must stay in American hands!! This is something everyone agrees on. Do NOT sell American public lands. This is a stunt to pad your pockets and once this resource is gone it’s gone for us, and all future generations of Americans and of the world.
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I’m still listening.
I’m working closely with the Trump administration to ensure that any federal land sales serve the American people—not foreign governments, not the Chinese Communist Party, and not massive corporations looking to pad their portfolios.
This land must go to American families. Period.
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@CliffGry When is thunder East going to restock their damn muzzle devices though??? It took less time to get my tax stamp and suppressor than to get the muzzle device for it.
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It’s taken a lot of years for the American hunter to get over the stigma.
But now If you’re still hunting without one… you’re just a dork.
Unless you live in a communist state—then it’s not your fault. Kind of 🤣
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Weird Tesla sales mystery in Canada where 4 dealerships reported a miraculous sales increase of thousands of vehicles just in time to drain the last $ from an EV rebate fund.
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Property tax means you never truly own your land.
Income tax means you never truly own your life.
Abolish both!
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When did we get so bad at National Security that we routinely lie to our own top scientists as if they were incompetent morons, discredit the ones who do their job, and promote the ones who don’t??
Don’t lie to me at this level. Ever again.
I’m just done with these people.
Autism Capital 🧩@AutismCapital
🚨BREAKING: The drones that were flying over New Jersey were authorized to be flown by the FAA and the Biden administration. They lied about not knowing.
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What about exile? or the death penalty? Mass murder is a crime.
unusual_whales@unusual_whales
JUST IN: The Sackler family and the bankrupt drugmaker they own, Purdue Pharma, have struck a new $7.4 billion agreement to settle mass opioid litigation
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