frogdad

She put me onto Olivia Dean so it’s only right to put her onto Citizen (I think she likes them???)

WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING CUM IN CHAT ?!?!

what an amazing ending!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 loved reading this series, 10/10

Fuck. Just burn it all down atp

this is the saddest thing I’ve ever read

Imagine driving drunk and hitting a clown car. 15 counts of dui manslaughter

first time actually reading modulo this guy fucking rules

Can’t help but feel a little nostalgic @Xbox 😌

when you know you getting some pussy soon so you start doing push ups around the house

We used to watch Xiaolin Showdown and run outside and beat the brakes off each other

Selfies from a beautiful woman can fix any man’s day

Pray forgive mine unbecoming boldness, fair soul, yet I find myself most grievously afflicted by a yearning most carnal and ungovernable… and thus, with the utmost humility and trembling reverence, I beseech thee: wouldst thou, perchance, consent to partake in the passionate entanglement of our mortal flesh this eve?

@kitkatstx Fairest lady, might I humbly petition thee for the privilege of thy company in the most intimate manner tonight?

doing salvia and becoming an unexploded ww2 landmine for 37 years

(stopping the car on the freeway shoulder, visibly shaken, cars flying past) I- I think I recognized that bug I hit, I think I knew him

incredible content, algorithm please give me more of it thank you

sometimes I think about how if I didn’t have this job , I’d probably be settled w someone But I also realize I wouldn’t have been able to do the things I’ve done so freely and knock out early bucket list places Always so back & forth