emerald city route artist

He’s at the beach. Send in the Puerto Ricans with JBL speakers.

3AM IN TEL-AVIV🗣️🔊

Doctors, if the spérm of an HIV-infected person is swallowed, does it mean you can get infected???

you ever be laying in bed and suddenly remember some humiliating shit from 2017 and your body physically recoils like you got shot

@TheRabbitHole one group manipulates markets the other group is smoking foil behind applebees

Unpopular Fact: The bottom 1% are a bigger problem than the top 1%.

⚠️ Indian pornography can be used to cure pornography addiction.

So if you use a drug - willingly - that causes your teeth to fall out, LA Mayor Karen Bass wants tax payers to pay for new teeth for meth addicts.

“He’s taking a smelly shit at Starbucks. Clog the toilet. Make the person waiting for the bathroom next the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen.”

@pepeofweb3 @kitkatstx PenisWilliams was taken unfortunately.

@peniswillaims @kitkatstx Why am i not suprised

How do you politely ask someone if they wanna fuck

He’s going to the airport. Add 10 people in the security line who have never spent a day on earth.

Yeah Vance not even making it out of the primaries

“He’s going to pick up his hemorrhoid medicine. Make the pharmacist a smokeshow.”

“He’s driving at a reasonable speed and no one is around for miles. Have his wife gasp for no fucking reason whatsoever.”

Mexicans will call you a gay pussy if you dont drink beer and then they turn around and turn their beer into a fucking spicy candy soup and start licking and sucking red40 chamoy off the fucking can

Become unfollowable

@DapperDomo 🤣

Nothing is funny about George Floyd being murdered.

@libsoftiktok It’s dark humor.

Pete Davidson mocks Charlie Kirk’s assassination “He’s definitely been on camera letting a guy unload in his throat” Absolutely sick

@Variety Michael Che is a pretentious wanna be intellectual. Shut up and tell jokes, clown nigga.

Michael Che was originally slated to perform at "The Roast of Kevin Hart," but he ended up pulling out due to scheduling difficulties with “SNL.” Now, Che is taking to social media to air some grievances about the event: “White guys and Black people joke different. Black guy roast like, ‘look at this n—- shoes!’ White roasts are like, ‘Slavery, math, slain teens, sex crimes, slurs, family secrets.’ White guys don’t give a f*ck about they shoes.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/m…

@alphafox This is so fucking embarrassing

Nothing says high class quite like this: