Jered from Swipe Home

Note to self. Don’t short GME.

@cousincrypt0 Should probably add a comma.

ANOTHER DAY OF HUSTLING CHILDREN

@ryonnixon Exactly!! Spun this puppy up the other day in 17 minutes! Bet on any play with your family with pretzels. Just need a $PRETZEL to back it. LmDO crowd-call-it.base44.app

People went from predicting elections to predicting the Sunday game. There's a clear desire to bet & share opinions on close calls, regardless of individual expertise. It's not complicated.

@ryonnixon I’ll be sending some information soon!

Not really. marinventures.com

@ryonnixon Let’s gooooo! @TheNLSFounder is what you are looking for.

If you're a founder and you're starting to build your company now, I want to invest. The best companies start at the bottom of the market.

So I went on a small side quest with @Base44 check it out!! crowd-call-it.base44.app

@1Umairshaikh Just build your nuts off and start courting VCs early. Helps if you are a multi exited founder already though.

As a founder, what’s the fastest way to grow startup early? 1. Paid ads 2. Cold outreach 3. Organic content

It’s live!!!! LFG!

I’ve downloaded it 4 times now!! Let’s goooo!

I’ll be posting and making videos everyday from today u til the end of 2026. Come follow along on my journey! I started a company in May called Swipe Home. Check it out here. Swip3home.com @TheNLSFounder

@mysticaloaks @crypto_farmer @FOMOBY @molls0m @CatfishCrypto @CryptoEuclid @MedraTheMain @merkleseeds @kaltoro_ Happy Holidays fam! Love you guys.

@crypto_farmer @FOMOBY @JeredTheRealtor @molls0m @CatfishCrypto @CryptoEuclid @MedraTheMain @merkleseeds @kaltoro_ Gmgmgm happy holidays Farmer 🫡 I hope you have lots of love, good food, and happiness ...and that Santa brings you all the things you want this year

Now that I’m back with this account, we’re gonna do something that don’t really see a lot of doing no more. We’re gonna do a #FollowFriday Back in my day is what we would do on a Friday and then just get lost in the notis. Anyway, if you’re not following the following people.

@TheNLSFounder @NWischoff Yes. Agreed!

@NWischoff Yes please.

Actively leading pre-seed and seed deals so if you are raising before the end of the year lets chat. All things fintech, supply chain, manufacturing and marketplaces/commerce.

@christophersaum I definitely take notice. Because I’ve lived on the other side of that counter too. No need for the hate. Simple mistakes happen. But I have also found that the ones that complain and shit on the customer service employee are kind of uptight assholes anyway. Js

Met someone for coffee this morning. They were rude to the barista over a wrong drink order. Used to work in the service industry, and once you’ve been on the receiving end of that, it rewires how you see people and how you choose to show up. Everyone should have to do a stint in those jobs. How you treat people when there’s nothing to gain says everything about your character. I notice these moments. Other people notice too.

@hthieblot It’s more of a link than 4 words but…. testflight.apple.com/join/zj3tSuqq

Explain your product in one sentence. Be clear about what it does. No buzzwords. If you can do that, I’ll consider investing. Hit me.

Let’s goooo!!! I built this.

Come on now. Dont be scared. I just need your email to get you on the list. Only taking the first 100

So, I made an app for the @anything @contra Hackathon and it’s really good IMO. It’s called Founder Forge and it helps founders work on their pitch documents. founderforge-719.created.app

@hthieblot Not hard enough.

The next great founder isn't who you expect. They're building something weird in their home right now. No fancy degree. No connections. Little followers count. Just pure obsession with an idea that keeps them up at night. I'm looking for them.

@safizaq I am

Seems like everyone is building B2B these days... Who's building the next great consumer app, marketplace, personal health, etc. I will invest in you + help you go viral

@christophersaum Ohhhhh!! You posted this in hopes that these are the types of formatted emails you will get! Genius! I wish it didn’t take me 37 minutes to figure this out. I was all, “dang, that dude who sent that totally used ai.” Lmao

@christophersaum And you immediately sent a check right?? This covers all the bases!

Just received an insanely great email from a founder. Want to see it?? More Below: Hi [Investor Name], I'm [Your Name], founder of [Startup Name]. Here’s a short overview [attach/link to 1-pager] + [pitch deck link]. We're building [brief, non-jargon description of solution and market/category]. Our approach takes [problem] and applies [unique methodology/technology] to deliver [key outcome/value prop]. In recent pilots with [notable customers or ecosystem, anonymized], the product delivered [measurable result or metric] across [number] of [customers/events/incidents]. We’re now raising a [pre-seed/seed/Series A, size, details] to [purpose: expand, scale pilots, build team, etc.]. Would love to have you onboard.