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@DadInvest Dad W.

My daughter loves juice. So I bought her an antique juicer. Her birthday was a few weeks ago but this was a just-cause present. Anywho we went to Kroger to get 12 lemons and 12 oranges now we’re cleaning off this machine before we start a juicing to our heart’s content!

@5elmllc @Vu_Reports you maga losers dont have any real conservative ideals... just whatever is convenient for trump. ... conservative ideals - like self dealing $1.76B, appeasing russia, letting Iran dictate Hormuz, increasing regulations against renewables... retard.

@Vu_Reports Further proof he was no longer the guy to represent the people of Louisiana. If a loss makes you lose your conservative ideals, you were a fraud to begin with.

Since losing his primary *three* days ago: - Cassidy stated he'd vote against the $1B ballroom project -defended his vote to convict Trump back in 2021 -signaled he'd look to hold RFK Jr. "accountable" -called Paxton a "felon" after Trump endorsed him - and has now voted in support of Dems' war powers resolution on Iran The senator is entering his "Cassidy Unchained" era

@therealcliffyb Or those of us who have kids and we're raising them like our parents that let us watch Scream in 3rd grade.

Hey Star Wars, how about a low budget R rated movie for those us who are adults (and those who have kids that are old enough to handle it...)

@nelmagene2010 @RpsAgainstTrump @grok actions vs. word - but don't worry I'm sure your life is better than before under trump 2.0. talarico is a much better option than the leftists options and cornyn would have been a much better option than paxton... but retards like you will defend paxton

@Jerfy13 @RpsAgainstTrump @grok Things that were never said

Hey @grok, is James Talarico vegan? Yes or no?

@nelmagene2010 @RpsAgainstTrump @grok And trump thinks epstein clients shouldnt be investigated or charged.... and doesnt even know anything about the bible... what's your point?

@RpsAgainstTrump @grok Don't care, he thinks there are 6 genders and that God is Gender Neutral

@TrumpCrusader9 @disclosetv ... Well when the President's donors are the clients.... and in his admin... and apparently have dirt on him personally given how they're treating jizzlane...

@disclosetv They will arrest anyone but the Epstein clients

JUST IN - Former Cuban President Raul Castro indicted in the U.S.

@SonnyBunch Does delivery include meal deliveries - get those on subscription/weekly and they're not so bad per plate - helps if both working and have kids and kids' sports... but ya doordash single meal delivery bad

"Learn to cook pasta" is the new "learn to code."

@dilanesper Magical Mushrooms - not bad

Hot takes on drugs: Fentanyl- as bad as you have heard Smoking- as bad as you have heard Vapes- not as bad as you have heard Alcohol- worse than you have heard Marijuana- not as bad as drug warriors say, but worse than pot advocates say

@BarnettforAZ @the3rdestate_cl ... idk i believe musk when he says Trump is in the files...

@the3rdestate_cl Well, it’s not at the Trump if they get released or not, so there’s that. And the fact that Trump openly said to release them and they got released when he was president.

Massie lost. Don’t challenge Trump. It won’t end up well for you.

@Markinson95 @LibertyLockPod @realDonaldTrump They're both retarded faggots - fuck them all.

@Jerfy13 @LibertyLockPod @realDonaldTrump It’s maga or the radical left. Choose one

Horrible Congressman Thomas Massie put out an old Endorsement, from many years ago, of him by me long before I found out that he was the Worst Congressman in the History of our Country. I endorsed Ed Gallrein, a true American Patriot, which Massie knows full well, so the statement that he put out is fraudulent, just like HE is fraudulent. WITHDRAW YOUR FAKE STATEMENT, MASSIE, RIGHT NOW! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Los Angeles is facing crime, homelessness, and corruption — yet Councilwoman @nithyavraman wants to focus on banning backyard barbecues. This Memorial Day weekend, I’ll be firing up the grill and spending time with family and friends. We need common-sense leadership focused on fixing the real problems facing LA.

@StevenCheung47 Bro... has anyone talked to you about a conehead sequel?

Do not ever doubt President Trump and his political power. Fuck around, find out.

@Markinson95 @LibertyLockPod @realDonaldTrump Must suck being a grown man sucking a geriatric man's weiner so hard you can hear it through the internet. kudos

@LibertyLockPod @realDonaldTrump Iran will end up being an unbelievable success. R's win the midterms. Rubio/Vance win in 2028. You will continue to cry.

@ollieallnatt @BenFelds5r @MurrayHillGuy1 6 10 and the videogame beers

@BenFelds5r @MurrayHillGuy1 @Jerfy13

If you're a millennial it's time to pick your midlife crisis: 1. Quitting alcohol 2. Running 10 miles before work 3. Divorce 4. Panic baby at 35 with wife you hate 5. Pickleball 6. ADHD diagnosis 7. Dressing like you did in 2004 8. Blacking out every weekend like you’re 21 9. Weekly hinge dates 10. Ice baths and saunas 11. Board games and craft beer in the suburbs 12. Getting into tattoos 13. Quitting your job to explore your “passions” 14. Plants and the environment 15. Traveling

@kevindiescher @JonahDispatch Wait until Kevin gets Donnie's dick out of his mouth. Cool sunglasses faggot

@JonahDispatch Wait until Jonah hears about Obamagate and the complete weaponization of the government against Trump and allies

Sounds a bit like a political slush fund.

@GavinNewsom Dumb bitch just let us build more houses ... and quit fucking giving our tax dollars to fraudulent dem donors

Our budget proposes: - $300 million to help families with Trump’s rising healthcare costs - 50% tax cut for new small businesses - $5 billion for teacher training, retention, and paid maternity leave - The largest special education investment in state history - $100 million for wildfire recovery - Ending unlimited tax credits for large corporations - Cutting fees on affordable housing projects While Trump attacks healthcare, education, and working families, California is lowering costs, protecting essential services, and keeping our fiscal house in order.

You won’t hear this on Fox News: California just released a balanced budget that wipes out the deficit this year AND next — while protecting health care and safety nets. Meanwhile, Trump ADDED $2.4 TRILLION to the federal deficit with his “Big Beautiful Betrayal.” Republicans ruin budgets. Democrats balance them. Adulting matters.

@tolstoybb my favorite dentist was my high school buddy's dad... russian dentist... always had coke hidden around the house for us to find.

This is why I only go to Armenian or Russian dentists. When I got an impacted wisdom tooth extracted last year, I asked the dentist if he could knock me out with gas or something and he was like,

@ripplebrain great south park episode.

American society is a massive scheme designed to extract value from working men and funnel it to dentists. If you don't keep your wits about you a dentist will get every dollar you have.