Running an NFL offense is more complex than the fucking da Vinci code
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Jerry Callo
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Jerry Callo
@JerryCallo27
I’m not Jerry Gallo, I’m Jerry Callo. Lawyer-Veteran-unapologetically bad golfer. I fucks heavily with Potato Chips. ⚓️
Katılım Kasım 2021
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Oh, this halftime show is going to generate completely normal discourse
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@JeffNadu Ahhh yes, because Muslims are themselves known to be so accepting of other ideology and religion 🤣🤣🤣
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Call to prayer is beautiful. Especially in areas that are 100 percent Muslim. They do it all over Europe in places like Bosnia for years. They are accepting there. You’re a scum Islamophobe. No surprise you’re anon with a fake name. lol
JuggyGales59@UncleFreddy45
@JeffNadu If I’m a scumbag, youre a blind man without a cane. Go live in a Muslim neighborhood w the call to prayer 5x/day and women treated like dogs. Better yet, have your next jerkoff rave in Dearborn, MI. See how that goes, fucko.
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@NotAsian_Tyler The most dominant defense I’ve ever seen at any level.
The wildest stat about that team imo opinion- is that if the offense had scored ZERO points all season. They still would have finished 8-4 lmao.
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Let’s put it this way. 2001 Miami had HALF of its roster play in the NFL. They had 17 first round draft picks. Including 6 in one draft. No team in history has had as many NFL players on it.
Of those NFLers, 11 are in the HoF. No team has had more.
FanDuel@FanDuel
Who wins this college football bracket? 🧐
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@PawlowskiMario “people often project their own politics onto athletes”
Lmao this is exactly what you just did
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Watching some MAGA accounts cheer for Norway and Haaland is absolute cinema.🎦 🇳🇴
They seem to see a 6’5” blond Viking and assume he’s some kind of ideological soulmate.
Meanwhile, Norway is one of the strongest examples of a successful social democracy in the world, and Haaland has publicly supported anti-racism campaigns throughout his career.
It’s another reminder that people often project their own politics onto athletes instead of paying attention to who they actually are. And it’s ridiculous, funny and shocking a bit, but not much at the same time.
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i love how in america we’re worried about war and elections and in australia they’re like “Oh nauurrr Neil is on the piss again”
Jonzzy@jonzzy
there is nothing that can stand in Neil the Seal way
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“Your beers too cold” just might be the most wild miss at an insult I’ve ever seen
Piers Morgan@piersmorgan
Happy July 4, America. Our accents are better, your beer’s too cold, it’s football not soccer & cricket’s more exciting than baseball..but you’re the second-best country in the world and I love our Special Relationship, not least because you’re all historically British. 🇬🇧 🇺🇸
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This tantrum is funnier when you remember that he basically owes his entire career to Ricky Gervais
Yonan@yonann
Rainn Wilson says “fuck you” to Ricky Gervais for telling actors to shut up about politics "One of the things that pisses me off to no end is Ricky Gervais saying, ‘Just take your actor award. No one wants to hear what you have to say.’ It’s like, Fuck you. Bullshit" "Everyone gets to say what they want to say about anything. Gaza, climate change, politics. You get to say it if you’re a truck driver or a school teacher. We have free speech" "Why would you try to shame and silence someone from speaking their truth?"
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@RonDeSantis God you're an idiot. Literally all you have to do is ask ChatGPT "How close did Germany come to invading Britain?" and it'll tell you "not very close."
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And if it wasn’t for America the insignia on the pub would be written in German.
No Context Brits@NoContextBrits
America is 250 years old. This pub is 1,466 years old.
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Hey Belgium get ready to learn Monday Night Futbol buddy
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This red card suspension has shown me that there is no way countries outside of America could handle college football.
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@TrueFactsStated So fucking brave and definitely not attention seeking. Very cool, Claude.
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I’m a U.S. citizen who will be rooting for Belgium tonight. Probably just me.
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@JerryCallo27 @madsdanae It takes as much as it gives and that's something we all need to grasp
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I would say happy birthday, America, but unfortunately I love abortions and immigrants and public education and universal healthcare and Black people and the environment and not bombing children with my tax dollars.
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@madsdanae By the same token,you can also love your country + recognize that we have more freedoms/opportunity than anywhere else in the world—yet still be critical of policies and government. You don’t need take every opportunity (4th of July) to shit on a country that’s given you so much
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I think the most patriotic thing you can do is not only criticize your country’s atrocities, but stay regardless of them so you can build it into the place you know it has the potential to be
I’m sorry that flies over your head as you scream “leave if you hate it here so much”
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