Just bored

@IvankaNews_ zippyity doo dah, zippity yay! My oh my what a wonderful day. Plenty of sunshine headed my way. Zippity do dah, Zippity yay!

lawfirms of aliceville and heehaw

Spotted in California 🔥🔥

Impeach Melania.

What'z your favorite products so far?

Chuck Schumer for democratic nominee.

@JackPosobiec A good enough to be president nominee too.

How do you call Trump a threat to democracy when you just iced your own nominee?

@bennyjohnson Joon.

🚨BREAKING: Vivek Ramaswamy reacts LIVE to Biden dropping out of the 2024 presidential race "We've got to avoid making the mistake of thinking that we're up against a candidate here. We're not. We're up against a machine.. I just had a good conversation with President Trump I think his head is in the right place."

@jknoxville Wrinkle wrubs.

Democrats:

There are so many wrinkles in the democrat party, I wonder who let the wrinkle dogs out? Captain crows feet! Kamala crows feet is your new name.

@its_The_Dr Venus is nice.

What do you think?

@JoeBiden Lowering democrat standards was probably a good idea.

My fellow Democrats, I have decided not to accept the nomination and to focus all my energies on my duties as President for the remainder of my term. My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala Harris as my Vice President. And it’s been the best decision I’ve made. Today I want to offer my full support and endorsement for Kamala to be the nominee of our party this year. Democrats — it’s time to come together and beat Trump. Let’s do this.

@AndrewYang Like Jennifer flowers on a Sunday.

The Democrats have the chance to win in November simply by choosing a ticket that is more broadly appealing and electable than Trump - Vance. Very doable.

@NormEisen Not his signature on file.

BREAKING: in one of the most stunning acts of patriotism of my lifetime— & worst news possible for Trump — Biden is out

@FoxNews Presidential candidate assignation attempts have dc protocols too.

Dems need to stop with 'existential threat' rhetoric about Trump: Former AG Barr trib.al/Wlt5ynf

@washingtonpost Let's thank the Washington post for spelling nutralized right.

In her first formal statement since Saturday’s shooting, former first lady Melania Trump thanked law enforcement officers who protected her husband, and called on Americans to reunite. “Dawn is here again,” she said in a message. wapo.st/468nxFB

@FoxNews Beat you to it 🥇

Pelosi is working to undermine Biden's attempt to end discussion of his candidacy: report trib.al/T14E67K

@nytimes Mars? 🦖

AT&T said on Friday that hackers had stolen data from "nearly all" of its customers and downloaded it to a third-party platform. nyti.ms/4cP4YIY

@DailyCaller Peloser erupting like a spent tomato again?

REPORT: Anti-Biden Volcano Is About To Erupt, And Nancy Pelosi Is Fueling It dlvr.it/T9VZ5P

@AP Get crazy with the cheese wiz.

The Beastie Boys sue Chili's parent company over alleged misuse of 'Sabotage' song in ad apnews.com/article/beasti…