Jesse Fernandez

Thank god attorneys let us know they're attorneys "at law" so we don't assume they're attorneys at garlic bread or something.

Have the US propaganda engines even had enough time to whir up bloodlust for this war? Or has public buy-in really become this small of a factor?

@lulu56 @angusstewart17 @PaperCowboys @the_welcoming @Underdog_Rocks @rickmaymi @AmyRigby @jaytennant_ @PeteKMusician @RachelFederoff @raykwong @StoneRoses_News @st_thunders @HolyCovesBand @justinpywell @Lunar__Plexus @BarringtonMole @SecretButtons

Anyway it’s time #FF @angusstewart17 @PaperCowboys @the_welcoming @Underdog_Rocks @rickmaymi @AmyRigby @jaytennant_ @JesseFernandez @PeteKMusician @RachelFederoff @raykwong @StoneRoses_News @st_thunders @HolyCovesBand @justinpywell @Lunar__Plexus @BarringtonMole @SecretButtons

@lulu56 @angusstewart17 @PaperCowboys @imzenxith @HolyCovesBand @AmyRigby @RachelFederoff @raykwong @Underdog_Rocks @astorialeeds @jaytennant_ @justinpywell @st_thunders @johnlyo58259537 @rickmaymi @SecretButtons @BarringtonMole @stevekilbey

May as well #FF @angusstewart17 @PaperCowboys @imzenxith @HolyCovesBand @AmyRigby @RachelFederoff @raykwong @Underdog_Rocks @astorialeeds @JesseFernandez @jaytennant_ @justinpywell @st_thunders @johnlyo58259537 @rickmaymi @SecretButtons @BarringtonMole @stevekilbey

@lulu56 @angusstewart17 @jaytennant_ @PaperCowboys @justinpywell @UnheardIndie @Lunar__Plexus @AmyRigby @SecretButtons @the_welcoming @StoneRoses_News @jamesfallon40 @RachelFederoff @raykwong @st_thunders @HolyCovesBand @rickmaymi Thank you!

Not sure why but here’s #FF @angusstewart17 @jaytennant_ @PaperCowboys @justinpywell @UnheardIndie @Lunar__Plexus @AmyRigby @SecretButtons @the_welcoming @StoneRoses_News @jamesfallon40 @RachelFederoff @raykwong @JesseFernandez @st_thunders @HolyCovesBand @rickmaymi

@lulu56 @angusstewart17 @st_thunders @jaytennant_ @imzenxith @RachelFederoff @the_welcoming @raykwong @PaperCowboys @AmyRigby @jamesfallon40 @SecretButtons @SunsickDaisy @StoneRoses_News @HolyCovesBand @thehallions

@lulu56 @angusstewart17 @st_thunders @jaytennant_ @imzenxith @RachelFederoff @the_welcoming @raykwong @PaperCowboys @AmyRigby @jamesfallon40 @SecretButtons @SunsickDaisy @StoneRoses_News @HolyCovesBand @thehallions The last time???

Ok I’m going to do #FF but this might be the last time @angusstewart17 @st_thunders @jaytennant_ @imzenxith @RachelFederoff @the_welcoming @raykwong @PaperCowboys @AmyRigby @jamesfallon40 @SecretButtons @SunsickDaisy @StoneRoses_News @HolyCovesBand @JesseFernandez @thehallions

Starting a walking tour of places Joaquin Phoenix cooked w a wok after waking from sleepwalking. The “Waking Walking Joaquin Woking Walking Tour.”

When an art museum teaches me that everything is art, the lesson I learn is that I shouldn't have paid to get in.

Thank you ads that start with "Don't skip this ad" for reminding me to skip this ad.

I don't get Trojan condom branding, like isn't the whole story about the Trojan Horse breaking open and spilling out everywhere?

Fashion makes a statement, and my haircut says, “this guy saves a lot of money.”

@lulu56 @angusstewart17 @imzenxith @PaperCowboys @the_welcoming @jaytennant_ @StoneRoses_News @PeteKMusician @ApolloJunction @HolyCovesBand @SecretButtons @BFloodlights @RachelFederoff @raykwong @SkylightsYRA @planetmercuryma @Lunar__Plexus Thank you!

It’s been a while #FF @angusstewart17 @imzenxith @PaperCowboys @the_welcoming @jaytennant_ @StoneRoses_News @PeteKMusician @ApolloJunction @HolyCovesBand @JesseFernandez @SecretButtons @BFloodlights @RachelFederoff @raykwong @SkylightsYRA @planetmercuryma @Lunar__Plexus

gf: Those Junior Mints are way expired. me confidently eating them: You mean SENIOR MINTS hahahaha wow they taste bad, I don't feel good

Pregnant women and the elderly, yes, but I don't think we should have to give up our seats for pimps.

@lulu56 @angusstewart17 @PeteKMusician @jaytennant_ @RachelFederoff @raykwong @AmyRigby @planetmercuryma @UrbanLoveUlcer @SkylightsYRA @Underdog_Rocks @ApolloJunction @StoneRoses_News @SecretButtons @HolyCovesBand @the_welcoming

My good deed of the day #FF @angusstewart17 @PeteKMusician @jaytennant_ @RachelFederoff @raykwong @AmyRigby @planetmercuryma @UrbanLoveUlcer @SkylightsYRA @Underdog_Rocks @JesseFernandez @ApolloJunction @StoneRoses_News @SecretButtons @HolyCovesBand @the_welcoming

All animals evolved from single-celled organisms except sloths, which were designed by Jim Henson.

I once complained at Denny's that my soda was flat, and the waiter said, "Yes this is Denny's," and then I tipped him $20.

@Glitter_Rock @Design_Assassin @GenuinelyJodi @chickmcgee1 @chincha33 @ashmensch @nbcsnl @CommunityTV @kvlovely19 @torrami @WhitneyCummings @McJesse @ScottThompson_ @ihoplollipop @missekay @meladoodle

#FF stands for "Fantastically Funny and awesome!" Follow these: @Design_Assassin @GenuinelyJodi @chickmcgee1 @chincha33 @ashmensch @nbcsnl @CommunityTV @kvlovely19 @torrami @WhitneyCummings @McJesse @ScottThompson_ @ihoplollipop @missekay @JesseFernandez @meladoodle!

I DON’T NEED YOUR ADVICE, RED BULL

FDA: Antibacterial soap doesn't work, let's ban it. People: smoking literally kills us FDA: let's not go crazy