Jessica

@PunishedAltus Please do not give up on this. Also try fresh socks and underwear every day! Clothing without paint, holes and mud will help too, especially if they fit decently.

I’ve recently been experimenting with Personal Hygiene Maxxing -brush teeth 2x per day -shower daily -deodorant -laundry 1x per week -change bedsheets biweekly Not seeing any real returns here and most likely going to stop

@goodreads A few: Stephen King, John Grisham, Jenny Colgan

Do you have a "comfort author" — someone whose books always feel like home?

嫌なことから逃げるのが誰より早いから！！！全部うまくいく女は我慢強いんじゃない。合わない仕事をさっさと変える、大切にしない男をすぐ切る、消耗する人間関係を迷わず手放す。その決断の速さが時間と感情を守って全部うまくいく余裕を作ってる！！！我慢することを美徳にするな。嫌なことから逃げる速さは賢さだ！！！全部うまくいく女は諦めが早いんじゃない、自分の人生を守るのが上手いだけだ。

@chefsevenn Rice

Would you eat it with rice or noodles?

#FolkloreSunday According to folklore, bluebell woods are enchanted places where fairies gather. Bluebells are often called "fairy flowers", and it was believed that when a person walked through a bluebell wood, the flowers would ring out to summon the fairies. It was thought that picking or stepping on a bluebell was dangerous and could unleash powerful magic, because the faery folk would hang their spells on the bluebells to dry. Hearing a bluebell ring, was seen as a very bad omen, and the person who heard it could fall under a spell and be abducted by the fairies. Hearing the chime of the bluebells could even be a premonition of one's own death. 🎨 The Fairy Wood (1903) by Henry Meynell Rheam

Sunday Cinnamon Roll Cheesecake

“male loneliness epidemic” ohhh you mean the male consequence epidemic

my bf got me this for my birthday last year and i’m still too scared to open it

And so it begins.

@kad4ani I think you can find noises like that anywhere if you pay attention.

モンゴルの草原で遊牧民の少年に「暇なとき何してるの？」と聞いたら、「風の音を聞いてる」と言われた。「飽きない？」と聞き返したら、「風は毎日ちがうからね」と笑っていて、都会で毎日同じ音に囲まれてる自分が、急にとても退屈な世界にいる気がした。

@Alexleaf Yeah, these sex bots are mostly programmed by men, so these incels are actually screwing a males imitation of a female.

Sex robots are going to be a perfect litmus test for emotionally underdeveloped men because any man who sees a sex robot as a “replacement” for women is telling on himself. He is admitting that what he wanted from women was never really a woman. It was simply access to sex without any type of responsibility towards another human. They basically admit that they cannot become the kind of man a real woman would actually want to choose, and they know it (probably while rationalizing that women are the problem), so they avoid that situation entirely. That is great information. It tells you everything you need to know about their views on women and relationships. His dream relationship is one where he gets sex, silence, obedience, and zero expectation of growth. He was never prepared for a real relationship with a woman.

@princess_ehmy Literally kicking each other in the head.

The condition of twins pregnancy. This is so great❤️

@ick_real Yes, but I think thats fine. She shouldn't be a slave. A box of man n cheese or ramen isn't going to kill you occasionally. Or, learn to cook for yourself young so that you are bewildered by the responsibility when you leave home.

Did anyone else have “fend for yourself” nights growing up? When mom just didn’t feel like cooking and let everyone figure out their own dinner ??

@hfrpodcast BOYCOTT! They're getting desperate with gimmicks. McDonald's is Illuminati.

BREAKING: McDonald’s has released a $65 monthly subscription that will grant customers unlimited food.

@matheustuite Yes, we're called introverts. At least once a week or even more I need to just chill and do whatever I want whenever I want.

Pergunta séria: Existem mesmo pessoas que gostam de ficar em casa o dia todo, sozinhas, sem ver ninguém?

One fun feature of twitter is that if you just mention cats, people will reply with pictures of their cats. Watch: Cat.

New therapy idea. Waaaay cheaper.

Even this little monkey doesn't want this processed junk.

did Jesus just lowkey crash out or what happened here