Jessica Jay

I'm so tired of stressing out, can we stress in tonight babe?

@ohnomyhair Thank you for the extra leg work, my curiosity has been nicely satiated.

@Jessica__Jay @ContraPoints @AnnaTLeigh But it seems Geocities didn't offer free hosting until at least May 31, 1995, so, assuming "the beginning of Geocities" means the start of the free webhost, the break-even date was ACKSHULLY November 17, 2025—135 days ago. XD web.archive.org/web/2014010802…

Dear Lord. Please help my boymoder husband find a passoid prostitute I haven’t sent to Alligator Alcatraz. Lead him to enact his busty bimboification fetish, and deliver him from fully trooning out into an oldshit honbeast. Forgive me for shooting the dog. Amen.

Of course her husband’s kink was cross dressing. Do you think it was safe for him to do pup play?!

@ohnomyhair @ContraPoints @AnnaTLeigh If geocities launched in 94, and teenage dream in 2010, then wouldn't the time between us and it and it and geocities both be 16 years? Or did I get my math or numbers wrong somehow

@ContraPoints @AnnaTLeigh I recently realized that Katy Perry's Teenage Dream, which came out just a couple years ago, was temporally closer to the beginning of Geocities than we are to Teenage Dream, and I felt like I was gonna die.

nipple covers if you're a cinephile

I still think he should do a self help seminar called Slattery Will Get You Everywhere

EVERY MATT JOHNSON MOVIE: Matt: Okay buddy!! i have this plan that will make us as successful as we’ve always wanted to be!! Puppy eyed best friend: yeah yeah sure Matt: I don’t.. want you to leave me

Nobody: Green Guy with Glasses:

@staticbluebat It's kinda like the Anti-Air

NW: the film I skipped a few years ago because I assumed it was going to be corporate biopic like Air

british pervert: yeah i’m ‘avin a right proper gander

@hausofdecline @poppy_haze Crimes of the future (2022)

for my high school senior prank we killed the principle and ate his body lol

#1 On the News 🔥 GGG is going Platinum

*in an elevator* there's genuinely levels to this shit.. your friend that tried to kill themself two days ago but no one knows: *giggles* youre so dumb dude

#ntbts this is so dumb

“they’re erasing Sora” yeah I know it’s called kingdom hearts chain of memories

I believe every coke freestyle machine is really a mechanical turk. and yeah, I vote

doesn't seem right