punished silica gel

@chunkofpiss Let me measure your head shape, strange devil

some people be strange af like bro I have an anthropological interest in you. why are you like that? how do you exist?

The crown of sunburn weighs heavy on the white boy having fun in the sun

@distortionmoses @itsgalius This was fixed previously, I got the gift without the plus coin bonus

@itsgalius //this isn’t edited I swear

They forgot to nerf this gift as well

@Eryx03 My gripe with just running thoracalgia is that outside of the first ~3 turns I don’t have her hurting for poise. Whereas a little bit of power for clashes is welcome.

@JesterGelPack not exactly, as Blade Ryoshu wants to kill her allies, and Thoracalgia allows her exactly that with the non HoS IDs... Alongside buffing her crit damage, of which she interacts with more than her burn So not even in that will it be seen be used

Here's the before and after of Threadspin V 4mF It helps it scale faster and better, alongside making it do instead of 100% more damage like before, it now can do 120% more damage Its dissapointing, even with Threadspin V in the table, you can grab the V, IV, III, II... and it-

New charisma caster necromancer: Erich CryptKey

@SlipMaker My man

I don’t use protection so I’m gonna have one eventually, it may as well be to own someone

The Practiced Grace of turning a computer on w/ your big toe

@MarkOnClouds @aryanperv_ Pshhh. Yeah. That’ll work. 🙄

@aryanperv_ Or maybe just have a normal conversation like a functioning human being 😭

When you talk to someone. Anyone. Think about fucking them while making eye contact. You create tension and assert dominance.

@FartLord26 @secondscenario They’re project moon fans… that’s a requirement.

@secondscenario They genuinely can't read

Pmtwt is like having a bunch of toddlers on a school trip because if you diverge from schedule even slightly they start attacking one another

@Its_Archvile You don’t have to live like this

Being a F2p does things to a man

Despite loving few things more than cheesecake I had a cheesecake yesterday that was worse than a waffle presented at the same time.

@DogsUnderstand I love radiator boy

Dragons ARE real too.

I exist as a mouthpiece for every good joke I was ever told.

@chunkofpiss Act of god

lost the Grave Digger vape while bushwhacking in the central america last week. Back in the states now and a toucan just flew past and dropped it in my lap

I hate old people so much it’s unreal

People who eat boogers on April 14th: will it be done before tax time?

@turboghosto Selling them to the guy who gave them to me.

thank you for saving my life, traveler. here, take this. *gives you a pair of gloves that have slightly worse stats than your current pair of gloves* those were my grandfathers and you would kind of be a monster if you ever sold them