𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒏𝒌 𝒐𝒇 𝒑𝒊𝒔𝒔

loading chunks of piss into my balls like a revolver

banned from facebook for saying japanese 16 is like american 18

@tunaofthesky NO stupid you get “gvenitlor”

@chunkofpiss Futa?

if I ever get mugged, all they gonna find is a bunch of sand, loose smarties, and a thumb drive full of overwatch porn

@tunaofthesky aaaaand rearrange the letters in revolting and what do you get?

@chunkofpiss All I heard was "revolting"

@tunaofthesky futa is like when you can’t decide between yaoi and yuri, so do you both on a furry base that acts as flux. To fully understand the futa culture, we have to start at the beginning in the 1916 Easter Rising insurrection of Irish nationals revolting against British rule. It was a h

@chunkofpiss Explain futa to me

@tunaofthesky well then it wouldn’t be lore accurate 😡

@chunkofpiss Just have to put your thumb over that part

@tunaofthesky most overwatch porn is these days. buyer beware

@chunkofpiss This is futa bro

@tunaofthesky give it back 😭

@chunkofpiss Worth it

getting really into hentai has helped me be less judgmental toward others and ultimately grow as a person

tried to buy the chrome ninja stars behind the counter at Buccees but my credit card was declined; looking for a good tree to wrap this Lime scooter around

TIL you’re not supposed to watch ISIS beheading videos in the office. apparently it’s “bad”

what my heart wants is 𝑔𝑎𝑦♡ & what my penis wants is based

wearing this pin to work

do girls take ibuprofen through their pussy?

every hot dog vendor in new york city wants to break my legs and defile my corpse

eating her out so sloppy the neighbors thought we were power washing the driveway

yall ever piss so hard that the uhh that your fuckin pee comes out?

had a dream I went on American Idol and sang my little heart out for Howie Mandel but when I was done he just stood up and left so I followed him in tears asking why he left and he said the most devastating thing possible: “because you failed to mystify me”

some people be strange af like bro I have an anthropological interest in you. why are you like that? how do you exist?

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care