Ghostie
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easily one of the funniest guys america has had in decades
kos_data@kos_data
🇺🇸🇦🇱 Former NYC Mayor Eric Adams is now officially Albanian. He has been granted citizenship and has received an Albanian passport by a special decree issued by the Albanian president.
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@Boredandworking it could have been any form and you still would have said this
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I actually like this version of robotics a lot more than 'creepy uncanny valley humanoid walking around your house'
Everything should be a minor robot. Lamps, doors, shelves, like Flintstones but instead of animals its all robots.
Aaron Tan@aaronistan
Introducing Lume. A lamp that does your chores. Order now. Shipping this summer.
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@178Pistolero @papug80 @FoxNews Whatever you say "El Troll", keep pretending like they havent harassed, killed, and maimed us for decades
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(squeezing my fists so tightly my knuckles turn white) leave him Alone
Massimo@Rainmaker1973
Tiny Pacman frog getting feisty over a teasing finger
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And yeah, I've been informed about my McDonald's misspelling. The wages of keeping kosher for 30 years.
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@vonSocks @jimgeeting @KylieJaneKremer @realDonaldTrump @McDonalds @AmyKremer @MAGASamAdams @DietCoke No I think she just buys diet coke and squirts it up her but
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@MysteryGrove What are the odds that this case was actually just the kid trying to make a sale and then having to use self-defense when the "three men" try to attack and rob him at the deal?
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texts sent between johnny depp and paul bettany
Pop Base@PopBase
Johnny Depp to receive the Lifetime Achievement award at the Rome Film Festival.
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@RobertJayPerez @Shellys_Wellie @coffeegeekgirl @brideyxxx @mattxiv Open the schools if that’s what you think they are discussing…
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@AConservativeDa You are a grown man who typed the word “Littermates”.
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@catturd2 @sashassheart Cat - I have had MORE than one divorced / Widow woman message me asking to message
you for them. Ok, it has been 2, but still - You are more wanted than you think.
I am not the only one who has gotten these kinds of messages.
Ask the Littermates.
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Heading directly at me - supposed to turn east at the end to avoid a direct hit. We’ll see.
Brian Cates - Political Columnist & Pundit@drawandstrike
In case I disappear off the interwebs for a bit, this will be why.
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