Mr.biscuit
587 posts


@Reflexistir I’m getting married and we’re having a destination wedding. People asked what we wanted as a gift. I told them nothing. We just want you there.
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Mi boda: 120 invitados confirmados
Vinieron 95
El salón salió perfecto, la fiesta increíble… pero los sobres/regalos:
Solo 48 trajeron algo decente.
El resto: “felicidades” con sonrisa y abrazo seco y alguna foto de recuerdos.
Me faltan como 2.500€ para cubrir los cubiertos que sí comieron y bebieron.
¿Les escribo un mensajito amable tipo “oye, si puedes aportar algo al cubierto que salió carísimo”?
¿O me callo, pago yo y pienso que la amistad no se cobra? Estoy a punto de explotar de impotencia. ¿Qué haríais vosotros?
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@MatrixMysteries I’m sure they are journeyman lineman. Most likely living to work.
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Imagine This‼️
You go on a successful date with a girl & as you’re waiting in valet she does this…
What’s your next move❓🫣
#Boxing
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It is guaranteed to be safe and strong for high voltage electricity.
Untung@otung_
prosesnya baru tau. ternyata mudah
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@j00ny369T Sometimes we use dig a pilot hole and soak it with water.
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@JerzDaReaper @ItsKingSlime FDIC is insured 250k for each account 🤷🏽♂️
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@ItsKingSlime Why would you have that much in 1 account?
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@Mr_Husky1 Sting out and hold your load. Do what you do best and suck it in. About a pole top and a half out of plumb.
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@jakeshieldsajj @BTC_for_Freedom MAGATARDS will say we’re playing 5d Chess but in reality it’s all birds of the same feather.
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@BTC_for_Freedom Because many people are stupid and want to make this a Republican vs democrat issue when it's good vs evil
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@yuzu_4ever Glad you’re keeping Bakersfield a secret
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Crazy things are happening in Stockton

FBI Sacramento@FBISacramento
Today, the founder of the “Punjabi Devils” motorcycle club, a #Stockton based outlaw motorcycle gang associated with the Hells Angels, pleaded guilty to unlawfully dealing firearms and possessing a machine gun following a multi-agency investigation. Visit justice.gov/usao-edca/pr/f… for more information.
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@BackupJeffx @ValentinaForUSA Is that the John Travolta chin ? Or Jay Leno chin ?
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@Cobb_XRPL What kind of lip stick are you wearing drinking a Coors light?
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