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@Martyupnorth Gonna chime in here as God. The canvas Marty's life painted is a tragedy that eclipses Picasso's.

I'm going to go canvass at my usual spot later this morning, even though I'm not feeling good today....about anything that's going on in this province and this country. I don't need to do this. I can just pack everything up and go hiking and paddling instead. What are you doing today to save our province?

@kaizen000000000 Hey baby Christian God here. Wassaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap?

I desperately want to experience God in any way, form or shape Especially Christian God not Allah

@ztisdale Hey everybody, God here. Everyone should block this cunt so he makes no money and loses his Batchelor apartment. Don't interact.

Stolen power. Stolen country. The 51st State is now a rescue mission. Let it begin. 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇲

@voteLabonte @JeffreyRWRath That's a large pile of bullshit. Trust me, I know bullshit. My mom said she was a virgin.

BREAKING - I just received a call from a Stelco employee in Hamilton, Ontario. That person advised me that he was present when Mark Carney visited the Stelco Steel Plant in Hamilton, Ontario on March 29th, 2026. They advised that when Mark Carney was asked what he would do in the face of an Alberta Independence vote Mark Carney replied that: “There will be no Alberta Independence because I’ll invoke the Emergencies Act.” This was not reported by any mainstream media outlet who were present. It demonstrates that Mark Carney has zero respect for the rule of law, the Constitution of Canada, The Supreme Court of Canada or the Parliament of Canada. This should surprise no one. #AlbertaIndependence

@JeffreyRWRath Hey man. God here. Don't lie.

@David3828279 @rdunsheath @FLEXjss @MickFossil No. This is easy to fact check. Stop lying.

I've been a senior Finance Professional for over 25 years. Every single Canadian manufacturer wants more US business. Carney is fucking them over. And Canadian elbowtards are facilitating it. Not one business owner wants to to "diversify" at the expense of US trade. Not one.

@BWKOU1 @D_Preacher_1 We didn't talk it was just sex dude.

@D_Preacher_1 You said You know how God feels. How you know He’s not mad. I’m not dumb, just trying to understand your statement. I get the people part.

Every time I say, "God doesn't exist". It is humans who get upset instead of God. Why humans always defend God?

@Steebles1 @D_Preacher_1 I got a great question here being the lord and all. Would you bet your life on me stopping a boulder from falling on you? Because your bets always have zero stakes.

@D_Preacher_1 Are you not a human, posting to other humans? Let me ask you- would you lay your life down betting there is no God? Can you answer this with complete honesty?

@AlexSogutdere @D_Preacher_1 Wtf dude? I never said that. Speak for yourself. I am very fragile.

@D_Preacher_1 God doesn't need defending

@Sheldone @D_Preacher_1 Dude we never hung out. Wtf. Stop trying to flex.

@D_Preacher_1 Because you’re picking on my mate!

@fkwoke317 @D_Preacher_1 Getting a bit weird with the daddy talk now. Dial it back a bit, please, my child.

@D_Preacher_1 Because he’s our father. We protect our father as he protects us.

@Plancks @D_Preacher_1 SPEAK FOR YOURSELF MOTHERFUCKER AND NOT ME.

@D_Preacher_1 A non existent god can't get angry

@D_Preacher_1 I also have fat fucking fingers fuck that was supposed to be like. Fuck.

@D_Preacher_1 Line fuck me. I'm not actually all powerful I'm just REALLY powerful and I can't be everywhere at once so fuck you lady.

@yerbuddiesback @Jimnelson806 @CilComLFC My child please pray to me you are lost and your inner nostrils smell like cock breath. That's a weird fetish tbh.

@Jimnelson806 @CilComLFC Just wait cock breath.

You couldn’t make this up: 🇮🇪 Irish Prime Minister Micheál Martin spoke with 🇨🇦 Canada’s Prime Minister Mark Carney after narrowly surviving a ‘No Confidence’ Vote today. These two Tyrants are TRAITORS to their respective Countries and they both love CRUSHING peaceful protests.

@rscotttipton1A @aimieeee___ Holy what the fuck dude?? I say that being fucking Jesus.

The sacrifice was real. There's no hell; just here, and Paradise (Inner Mother Earth), and here's bad enough at times. Admit it. This is hell, or the only thing left of it thanks to one man (emphasis on man). With that said, there's a way bigger picture one must consider. #TheTiptonTheory explains further. Unfortunately, it's next level thinking and not for everyone.

A Christian: I am free through Christ. Me: No you’re not. You beg for forgiveness everyday and fear the concept of hellfire, demons, rapture and partake in holy (human sacrifice) communion. You are not FREE.

@lerry_OO @zielinska_3742 @MelissaLMRogers The OP has posted about this in the past blaming Muslims and immigrants. I am lord and can put 2 and 2 together. I'm the motherfucking alpha and omega dude.

@JesusTaint69 @zielinska_3742 @MelissaLMRogers Explain from the OP where it was stated that it was politically motivated? And why by your father’s side in heaven, did you comprehend English or I need to explain this in Hebrew?

A Church FIRE happening tonight in Saint-Romain, Quebec 🇨🇦 Construction of this church began in 1893 Horrible to see. This is Canada 🇨🇦

@TruthSeek01011 Actually it doesn't. I'd like to add that I made the most stupid humans always film themselves in their cars.

@TruthSeek01011 Hello dumb cunt. This is Jesus. I think that says it all.

RIP Hungary, congratulations on an election that will bring mass waves of illegals and laws banning any sort of free expression that doesn’t align with the nazi leftists.

@knbroad183 @TruthSeek01011 I'm sorry my child. I seemed to have made you a bit dim.

@TruthSeek01011 You certainly tell the unvarnished truth. I hate the content not because I know it is all true but because it shows "we are doomed"