Jez

We’re going to be friends whether you like it or not, motherfucker

@Rollinon31s I’m at Bluesky. Same handle

@Jez1 why?????

Goodbye and good luck youtu.be/SlKao_Pox5A?si…

@thefishpants I’m already there. Same handle

@Jez1 I hope you'll come over to the other place where the skies are blue

OK, let me solve American "economic anxiety" very quickly. I'm gonna sort it out for you in less than ten tweets and then you won't have that excuse anymore. You ready? Here goes. The cause is capitalism and greed. That's it. Nothing else. Just that.

you can just say things, it doesn't even need to make sense. my barista told me she's upping her sertraline dose and I said "that's so art deco" and she agreed.

@JoyceWhiteVance He knew

When you're filmed engaging in contempt of court...

Bye bye CHIPs Act, Inflation-Reduction Act, Social Security, FDIC insurance, $35 insulin, Obamacare & so much more. The world is laughing at us but also extremely scared of us. Alliances shattered. National security at risk. I’ve never felt more unsafe. This is worse than 2016

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

Is everyone just staring at their phone and feel like they want to sob but they can’t because it’s just pure shock and nausea

We just witnessed the US collapse and they cheered for their own demise. Poor dumb bastards. Everyone that voted Kamala, you did your best, stay strong and survive, you are not alone.

god it must feel so good not to give a shit about other people — to be liberated from the burden of defending even your own self-interest.

So I'm supposed to go to work and do my job tomorrow as if half the country didn't just vote to give me less rights than men?????

you stupid fucks complained about a demented 80 year old man being president for 4 years then elected a demented 78 year old man to be president.

He's gonna come hard for the media now & we're gonna be forced into the situation of defending the thing that failed us so miserably. 🙄

IDK i think when an election has many many innocent people fearing for their lives or contemplating suicide something might be very very wrong

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

I think I'll miss science the most.

imma be honest as a floridian, y'all gotta understand that is hitler hq now. if u wanna go to miami on a girls trip and ruin ur friendship fine but understand u are on a boat in the third reich