Jason Parsons

@Watch_LFC Gomez to score header in front of kop last game of the season to sneak us 4th

Oh well. Think United and Chelsea drop points tomorrow too tbh but annoying to not take advantage today. We’re making it tough on ourselves to get this Top 4 finish.

@Tesco Had a parking fine from your a store, spoke to store about sorting it but horizon are still going to charge me as I have no evidence as the store sent the visitor book to head office.

@Morrisons 15 hours later and still nothing….

@Morrisons How can it a slot for home delivery for 4/5pm be this late. Almost over 4 hours late. How is this acceptable?

@chrisevans442 @DaveOCKOP 100% mate he’s trying to cover his left and his right, but what the hell happened to close your man down? A few times this season now he’s just left the opposition run at him and shoot. Remember Milner shouting at him before for not doing this. We have zero leaders in the locker.

@Jibba88 @DaveOCKOP VVD has no confidence in Konate and Kerkez, who is unable to defend so he constantly 2nd guessing and trying to cover all over and thus making mistakes himself. Biggest mistake was not getting Guehi early doors in summer.

Sum it up.

If anyone thinks this Liverpool team is gonna improve this season you are in cuckoo land. Absolutely diabolical. Ekitike been our best player this season and he’s benched. Haven’t got a clue what position to play these attackers.

@LiverpoolFF Reminds me of Torres, have complete faith he’s gonna score 1 on 1

Ekitike is our best player. Not even joking.

@FPLMattW Normally ketchup, but dabble with mayonnaise

What is your chip plan? 🤷🏼‍♂️

@Webby999 @Watch_LFC Of course we will, it’s international break next. It’s part of the furniture

@Watch_LFC At least now we don't have to see those bloody replays of the one he scored for Hungary. Boom!

Szoboszlai… if you do what I think you’re going to do…

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Friar Tuck has come along way since Sherwood Forest

When you ask a geordie how they are getting to the game.

@fcbnelli @SkyFootball Forgot to turn off your vpn from other certain sites…? 👀

@SkyFootball why isn't it available in my location?

The EFL is well and truly back as Ruben Colwill has scored an absolute BEAUTY for Cardiff City 💥🔝

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@StokeyyG2 The airport

Where do Arsenal go from here…?

Fucking shut up @GNev2 when the fans are singing You’ll never walk alone.

@Dominos_UK - removing double decadence from your menu ✅

what's worse - adding pineapple - dropping Severance spoilers