Jim Sannerud

@BuzzPatterson Damn lucky. It could have been so much worse.

Another view of the United 767 hitting to light pole and the bakery truck. He’s way too low.

@Super70sSports Ed Kranepool

Who was the first baseman on your first favorite major league team? I’ll start:

@LarryJones No. Maybe round up if service was good.

If your bill comes with a service charge, do you still tip on top of that?

@OleTimeHardball Tom Seaver

You’re facing the following lineup in Game 7 of the World Series. You have your choice of any SP, in his prime. Who gets the ball?

@Real_Ames @FFT1776 Bad knee means we need to open the door as wide as possible to get in and out of the car. Jackasses illegally parking on the blue stripes make that impossible. It’s good to see such swift enforcement, but it’s all too rare.

They pulled into a handicap spot “just for a minute”… and came out to their car already on a tow truck. No warning. No grace period. Just consequences. Those spots exist for people who actually need them—not for “quick errands.” You roll the dice, you pay the price. They got exactly what they deserved. Still think 5 minutes is worth it? 🤔

@MCCCANM @ThoughtCrimes80 Either way, damn lucky all around.

I’m having a hard time telling if this is real or not, but it might be & it’s insane.

@SaltyGoat17 Great idea.

This is actually a BRILLIANT idea!!!

@catshealdeprsn Cats are mysterious. They have their reasons for everything they do, and we will never understand them.

🗣️: My cats have gotten used to sitting on top of the washing machine as soon as it turns on, and I have no idea what the purpose of that is.

@ianmiles I need one for my feral cats.

The city of Dubai has set up little kiosks for stray cats to eat and drink.

@Milajoy “Hold onto your butts.”

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. Say hello to my little friend. I'll be back. No one puts baby in a corner. What is the BEST movie quote of ALL TIME?

@OleTimeHardball No.

You hold the deciding vote in the Hall of Fame vote for Dale Murphy. Does he get in?

@OleTimeHardball Mariano Rivera is the only choice.

Who is your all-time favorite Closer? 1. Mariano Rivera 2. Trevor Hoffman 3. Billy Wagner 4. Dennis Eckersley 5. Steve Bedrosian 6. Lee Smith 7. Dan Quisenberry 8. Jeff Reardon 9. Rob Dibble 10, Write in another Closer

@Fastballer_34 @OleTimeHardball Always exciting. Either a strikeout or a home run. More of the former, but never a dull moment.

@OleTimeHardball Goose Gossage.

@janninereid1 @jjauthor On the front lawn. Nothing secret.

At my school it was called "smokers hill" My friends smoked but I didn't... I was the lookout.🤣

@Milito177 Turn off the circuit breaker. She will leave.

I can’t imagine the daily headache her husband must have with a wife like this

@BrandonStraka Trust animals. They have better senses than humans.

How is it possible to miss a man running toward you with a long rifle who couldn’t possibly have been more than 10 feet away?

@InesBetancur1 If I were the driver, I would have stopped and let her go. If I were the pedestrian, I would’ve walked behind the car. Both people were wrong. Two wrongs don’t make a right.

Una mujer arremete contra un vehículo que al salir de un garage la golpea al ella pretender pasar por la acera. ¿Qué hubieras hecho si eso te pasa a tí? 🫪

@RealJamesWoods @AnnieGranny8246 It moved to Minnesota.

Man, the second the money laundromat was closed in Ukraine, the Democrats never mentioned it again. I’ve never seen a noble cause abandoned so quickly. They are such phonies.

@catturd2 Worth sharing and watching regularly. youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtx…

When you watch enough of these police body cam arrest videos, you realize that 99% of these idiots wouldn’t get arrested if they could only keep their big mouths shut.

@ksorbs Big money going in someone’s pocket as long as the problem exists means they have no incentive to fix anything.

“Another $360 million to ‘fight homelessness.’” Call me crazy but it seems like homelessness is winning.