Jim Wright- The Owl. Who?

My dog Louie.

🚨ATTENTION CHINA🚨 A convicted felon has entered your country. Subject has 34 felony convictions; found liable for sexual assault & defamation; suspected of conspiracy, espionage & pedophilia. Suspect is orange, hostile & deeply stupid. DO NOT APPROACH

why does every outfit look like it comes from the christian fundie Lilly Pulitzer collection 😭

@AR_Arya_9 🤣

Have you noticed Melania,s feet?No wonder she always wear 12cm high heels.

When you live in Arkansas and have Tom Cotton as a Senator! 👇👇

@Hot_Pepper76 Back in the Highlife.

What’s the one Steve Winwood song you will never skip? Happy 78th Birthday to Steve Winwood! From Spencer Davis Group to Traffic, Blind Faith, and his solo career, he gave us decades of incredible music.🥰 Still one of my favorite voices.

I see where cuts can be made.

This photo should be on every front page of every newspaper in the US. The look on their faces smelling his dirty diaper😂

A 6-piece chicken tender order at KFC is now $20. No sides. No drink. Just the tenders. A 16-piece meal? Over $55. A bucket of chicken? Pushing $50+. This is supposed to be fast food. KFC’s largest stock holders are BlackRock, Vanguard, State Street and JPMorgan.

MAGA is melting down after buyers got an email confirming they will never get their Trump Phones, or even get their deposits back. An estimated 590,000 people reportedly paid a $100 deposit each, roughly $59 million collected, and not a single confirmed customer has received a phone. And remember, this thing was supposed to be “Made in America.” But if it ever gets made at all, it’ll reportedly be made in China. Trump knows his base is full of suckers, and they keep proving him right.

@Kinza1278 Happy Birthday Ben from the Razorback State. 🐗

Dear MAGA and @realDonaldTrump All over the world they laugh at Donald Trump. "Rat bag" is a new favorite term. Thank you @rodstewart

İtalya'nın 75'ten fazla kentinde, İsrail'in tamamen boykot edilmesi ve tüm bağların koparılması talebiyle ülke çapında genel grev düzenlendi. ▪️İtalya, Başbakanı Meloni'nin Filistin Devleti'ni tanımayı reddetmesinin ardından Filistin destekçisi kalabalıklar sokaklara indi. ▪️Milano, Napoli, Floransa ve Torino gibi büyük şehirlerin sokakları milyonlarca protestocuyla doldu. ▪️Ülkede ulaşım, eğitim, lojistik ve diğer sektörleri etkileyen ve çok sayıda işçi sendikasının katıldığı genel grev nedeniyle 24 saat boyunca felç oldu. ▪️Filistin yanlısı liman işçileri, İsrail'e silah gönderilmesini engellemek için önemli limanlara erişimi engelleyerek birçok bölgede lojistiğin durmasına yol açtı. ▪️Milano'da ise polisin merkez istasyon yakınlarında göstericilerle çatışması ve kalabalığı kontrol altına almak için göz yaşartıcı gaz kullanması sonucu sokaklarda kaos yaşandı. Protestocular şunları talep etti: 1) Filistin Devleti'nin tanınması. 2) İsrail'e silah satışlarının durdurulması. 3) Netanyahu hükümetine yaptırımlar. 4) Gazze'deki soykırımın sona ermesi.

Rod Stewart to King Charles III about Donald Trump: “May I say well done in the Americas. You were superb. Absolutely superb. You put that little rat bag in his place.” courtesy of @RE_DailyMail

The U.S. states with the most criminals. 5.Arkansas 4. Mississippi 3. Oklahoma 2. Texas 1. Louisiana The common denominator? Poverty, underfunded education, weak healthcare access, and decades of failed governance dressed up as ‘law and order.’

BREAKING: Chelsea Handler incinerates MAGA comedian Tony Hinchcliffe with a brutal takedown at the Kevin Hart roast: "Usually on Sunday nights, you just burn a cross on someone's lawn!" This is the same Hinchcliffe who made racist "jokes" about Puerto Ricans at a Trump rally... "Tony Hinchcliffe is here. Tony is what happens when women don't have safe access to abortion care," Handler said. "Tony and Shane both live in Texas where abortion is illegal, but on the upside, if you see one of them doing comedy, there's a pretty good chance your uterus will start dry heaving on its own." While Shane Gillis was able to laugh good-naturedly at the jabs, Hinchcliffe was incredibly uncomfortable on camera, glancing around and doing his best to smile it off. "Tony is a real guy's guy, or what's more commonly known as a bottom," joked Handler. "Tony, you have the face of a school shooter and the personality of someone who gets shot first. Look at you, you look good! You've got like a little Hollywood glow-up. I didn't know veneers came in deli mustard yellow. But it actually looks a little bit better in person." "You must be using Crest White Supremacist strips," Handler relentlessly went on. "Tony and Shane, this must be so exciting for you guys. Usually on Sunday nights, you just burn a cross on someone's lawn. And tonight you get to roast a whole Black guy. Well, a half a one, because it's Kevin. "Tony, quick question: If you're here tonight, who's keeping Joe Rogan's balls warm in their mouth?" she added. Bravo! This is exactly what that Trumper hack deserves. For those who need reminding, Hinchcliffe appeared a t Trump rally at Madison Square Garden in the runup to the 2024 election and called Puerto Rico a "floating island of garbage," tossing read meat to the racist MAGA base. He deserves nothing but our disdain. Please ❤️ and share if you think that Chelsea Handler crushed it!

Christmas, 1967. Vietnam. Bob Hope cracks a joke. Then the ground erupts. Rocket impact. The stage shakes. 10,000 troops hit the dirt — mud, helmets, silence. Secret Service and MPs rush him. “Sir, we’re evacuating. Now.” Bob Hope steps back to the mic. He looks at 10,000 men flat on Christmas Day, 9,000 miles from their kids, and says: “Relax, fellas. If they’re shooting at us, that means we’re the most important people in the world.” The mud laughs. Then stands up. And the show goes on. That wasn’t bravery for cameras. That was Tuesday for Bob Hope. 1941: He starts with 300 soldiers in California. Sees their faces. Gets addicted. “I looked at them, they laughed at me, and it was love at first sight,” he said. He never kicked it. So he chased the wars. North Africa, 1943 — while the desert was still on fire. South Pacific, 1944 — island to island, with snipers in the trees. Korea, 1950 — performing in parkas, breath freezing on the mic. Vietnam, 1964–1972 — every. single. Christmas. No five-star hotels. He flew in C-130s with the troops. Ate what they ate. Slept on cots that smelled like mildew and diesel. And he brought backup: Ann-Margret, Raquel Welch, Joey Heatherton. Why? Because “a girl in sequins on a plywood stage in a war zone isn’t a show. It’s a reminder. That home is real. That you’re going back.” He wasn’t drafted. He wasn’t paid extra. He turned down millions to spend Christmas with strangers who had rifles. 31 Christmases in a row. 1942 to 1972. No breaks. No excuses. Your dad missed one Christmas for work and you still bring it up. Bob Hope missed 31 with his wife and kids… on purpose. And when the wars “ended”? He kept going. 1983: Beirut, days after 241 Marines were killed. 1987: Persian Gulf. 1990: Desert Storm. He was 87. Eighty. Seven. Four wars. Five decades. 11–15 million troops. He buried friends. He flew through flak. He told jokes while doctors did triage 50 feet away. A reporter asked him after that rocket attack: “Why risk it? You could do this in Vegas.” Hope smiled. “Because Christmas in a war zone is when a laugh weighs the most.” He died in 2003 at 100 years old. No one remembers his monologue timing. They remember the sound of hope — literal Hope — cutting through artillery. He never fired a shot. But he stood on more battlefields than most generals. He never wore a uniform. But he showed up more than anyone who did. On the one day a year when being away from home breaks you… he was there. 31 times. That’s not a career. That’s a commitment. Digital Artwork | AI Generated Image by Fresh Mind |

This woman did a compilation of Kid Rock Videos and is literally laughing her ass off at how ridiculous he actually is. What you think about him?

Do you AGREE with Chris Van Hollen? Yes or No