Mr Jimbaba
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Mr Jimbaba
@Jimbaba_Cfr
(My new acct)A standup Comedian, Professional Compere for all events, PR Edu, Journalist...All round entertainer.
Katılım Temmuz 2023
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This girl's boobs are firm and perky. Her stomach is flat and stretched marks free. Her yansh and laps are fresh and cellulite free.
A guy smashed her mercilessly. Mind you, he neither knelt to propose nor was he asked to pay a ridiculous bride price list. He enjoyed her youth.
A few years from now, one unfortunate simp will kneel down to propose to her. Her family will hand him a ridiculous marriage list. He may even borrow to fund their wedding.
The girl is a 200-level student of ESUT. Her fellow student is piping her prime without mercy because he knows that a simp will settle for crumbs later.
REAL MEN always finish last.

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@Drac73607365Lil @jon_d_doe I'm telling you. Some men bad gaan they'll send you to 6ft below cos of woman.
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@jon_d_doe Chike get luck sha
Some men no go even confront you
Next thing you don dey run for your life
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"I approached that stupid boy and he was shaking like a leaf. I asked him why he was with my wife when he even had a girlfriend named Precious. What he said about older women is true.
I begged this boy to leave my wife alone and hoped she would come to her senses. I have text messages where the idiot apologized, but they still went back to each other.
I told him to leave my wife alone, but they continued. I sent that woman to school… I even studied interior photography for her. I have about 6 pieces of evidence to burn both of them on a stake".
This was where the disrespect increased.
You don't beg another man to leave your wife for you.
Worse is a man 10 years younger than your wife.
You emboldened her and she saw you lesser than him.
It was totally needless.
End.
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@Mr__Sam_ @instablog9ja Baba no be by that o. Women brain get as e dey operate.
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Let’s Do One Last Stupid Thing Before We Block Each Other— Frank Edoho’s Estranged Wife, Sandra, Allegedly Tells Chike In Viral Audio
A viral phone conversation allegedly involving Sandra, the estranged wife of Frank Edoho, and singer Chike has surfaced online, triggering reactions on social media.
In the recording, Sandra appeared emotional as she spoke about pressure from her husband, who she claimed was demanding a confession over her alleged relationship with Chike.
The conversation reportedly began casually before Sandra said:
“Omo, things are falling apart for real. He’s saying if I do not confess, there’s nothing he wants to hear apart from a confession. Based on the questions he’s asking me, I don’t even know what to say because he says every other thing is a lie.”
Sandra also questioned Chike about whether he had been speaking to anyone about them.
“He keeps saying people are talking. What he’s cr@zy about is that I keep contacting you and you’re saying I’m the one not leaving you alone. Then he’s saying you’re talking and because of that, people are saying things.”
Chike denied discussing their situation with anyone, replying:
“Trust me, I cannot do that. Typically, I won’t. Why are you even doubting where this is coming from?”
The discussion later shifted to cutting off communication.
Sandra asked:
“Can you do without me? Are you going to do it or who is doing it first?”
After Chike suggested she could do it immediately, Sandra replied:
“No, I’m not doing it because you brought it up.”
She later proposed that they block each other after “one last thing.”
“Let’s be definite about it, not just blocking but also never ever talking or seeing each other again. But that one last thing has to happen before that.”
Chike asked what it was and Sandra ended the call with a controversial remark
“We’ve been stupid all along, so now let’s do the st¥pidest thing the last st¥pidest thing. That’s the solution.”

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@instablog9ja Woke should thank God say frank no be gangster wey dey run things if men fckup; if not he for send men to run him matter. Una go just hear say he kpai by unknown gun men.
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@ejykmykel1 Some.of them will still go home to cry loneliness after the party.
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@BSAT_Properties United Nigeria Airline will delay you for 3hours, and they will not apologize talk less of giving you certificates 😌😌
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I was on a train in Tokyo. We stopped between stations. Announcement in Japanese, then in English: "We apologize for the delay. We will resume shortly."
The delay was maybe 3 minutes. Not a big deal.
When the train started moving again, another announcement: "We sincerely apologize for the delay. We were stopped for 3 minutes and 20 seconds. This is unacceptable. Thank you for your patience."
Three minutes and twenty seconds. They measured it exactly. And called it unacceptable.
When I got off at my stop, there were station staff on the platform bowing and handing out delay certificates.
I took one out of curiosity. It was an official document stating that the train had been delayed by 3 minutes and 20 seconds, signed and stamped.
The staff member said in English "for your employer. So they know the delay was not your fault."
I said I'm a tourist, I don't need it. He looked confused. "But the delay affected you. You deserve an apology."
Three minutes. They were treating a three-minute delay like a major incident.
Later I mentioned this to a Japanese friend. They said "oh yes, delay certificates are normal. Trains are supposed to be exactly on time. If they are late, they must apologize."
I said three minutes isn't late, it's nothing. My friend said "in Japan, three minutes is late. On time means on time. Not approximately on time."
They said the train company probably investigated why there was a 3-minute delay. "They will find the cause and fix it so it doesn't happen again."
I kept the certificate. It's framed in my apartment now. A reminder that somewhere in the world, people care about three minutes.
© 6IX.

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He died without a wife, a child, or something that will keep bearing his name after he passed
Bro to bro don't wait till you become very rich before you get married and start bearing children, if you don balance small abeg marry... Life is too short to enjoy it and get married later. Even if you can't marry please have a child that will continue your legacy
Now people who don't know what he suffered to make money will enjoy it.
What a sad reality.

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When I get married and see another man more handsome and more successful than my husband, I'll first tell my husband to go and meet the successful man and take advice from him.
If after doing that and he's still not successful, then I'll leave him for good and I'll start going closer to that successful man
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@PrescoHQ @isemin_bri59131 @naijaconfra It's a lie, majority of uniben students are from Edo state. You have only few that are from other states.
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@isemin_bri59131 @naijaconfra You sound dumb, most of this people are student from other states who came to school
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UNIBEN, EDO: Yesterday, inside the University of Benin (UNIBEN), suspected cultists were seen f!ghting. The groups involved in the f!ght have not been fully verified at this time.
Naija Confra has long warned about cult-related activities within UNIBEN, where innocent students have sometimes been affected, and security not doing anything to address the situation.
Stay safe. Reject Cultism.
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@degensign84052 @naijaconfra Sometimes I usually wonder what people gain in all these cultism shenanigans. Like you'll carry yourself to join what will not give you peace of mind. It's just crazy. They sent you to school to learn and become somebody but No hitman you won be for life.
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Inter Milan - Champions of Italy 🇮🇹
FC Porto - Champions of Portugal 🇵🇹
Galatasaray - Champions of Turkey 🇹🇷
Bayern Munich - Champions of Germany 🇩🇪
Barcelona- Champions of Spain 🇪🇸 ⏳
PSG - Champions of France 🇫🇷 ⏳
Arsenal - Champions of England 🇬🇧 and Europe 🇪🇺 ⏳
Manchester United - Champions of Assist Record ⏳👀
Chelsea - Champions of ?????👀👀
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@ellyserwaaa No good woman got 3 kids from different fathers. Infact a man will never allow her leave since she's good.
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@AsakyGRN You see those cars they parked na their market be that. 200k or 150 on each car in day, they can make up to 1m+. These guys are just out there to rob people. This is official robbery. When economy is bad people hardly survive with salaries; they must steal or find other means.
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@ADR_Republic @InsideOsogbo @sowore @Osun_PoliceNG @PoliceNG Get like 2 rots and German shepherds. Train them to attack intruders. As he jump na there him life go end.
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Which day will this criminal stop this happened in #Osogbo today in my abode at Oroki. You came to my house without any invites nor call. And you were coming in through fence pls safe my soul. @InsideOsogbo @sowore @Osun_PoliceNG @PoliceNG
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