
Jimi Cardoor
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Jimi Cardoor
@JimiCardoor
I'm not Jimmy Carter; but I have merch. Jimmy Carter doesn't have merch; so one point to me. I also created a FAILED cryptocurrency for the lolz; don't buy it.
Chillin' on Earth Katılım Nisan 2024
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@Geniustechw Their cell should be a plexiglass exhibit in the same museum called "FAFO in real time"
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@Geniustechw I think it's safe to say that this woman doesn't watch the news.
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@learning_yohei Because our future is so bright, we gotta wear shades 😎
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@JimiCardoor @WeaponsVault Maybe 5 years ago 🤣 Everyone knows you're carrying in 2026
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Jimi Cardoor retweetledi

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first says, “I like accountants on my operating table. When you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second replies, “Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded.”
The third says, “No, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The fourth chimes in, “I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would.”
The fifth surgeon shuts them all up: “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. There are only two moving parts—the mouth and the asshole—and they’re interchangeable.”
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I sincerely hope we finally pass em something like this instead of it dying in committee.
Mike Lee@SenMikeLee
Today I’m introducing the National Constitutional Carry Act in the U.S. Senate. Americans have the right to keep and bear arms without asking for permission from hostile politicians or getting jailed for crossing the wrong state line. Stay strapped. @GunOwners @gunrights
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This is the only memecoin I own anymore and it's always a mixed bag of emotions when it goes up 😅
WW3@WW3solanacoin
🚨🌍 UPDATE: Tensions between the U.S., Israel, and Iran remain extremely high. Missile launches and air defense activity continue, Gulf states are on alert, and airspace restrictions are expanding. Markets are reacting already. Situation remains volatile.
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@jake_hansen_ @cybertruck Those are pre-covid inflation prices.
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New version of Cybertruck now available to order in the US
This is our most affordable Cybertruck yet.
Tough as nails with ultra-low cost of ownership
– Starts at $59,990
– Dual Motor AWD w/ est. 325 mi of range
– Powered tonneau cover
– Bed outlets (2x 120V + 1x 240V) & Powershare capability
– Coil springs w/ adaptive damping
– Heated first-row seats w/ textile material that is easy to clean
Also
– Steer-by-wire & Four Wheel Steering
– 6’ x 4’ composite bed
– Towing capacity of up to 7,500 lbs
– Powered frunk
Order via tesla.com/cybertruck/des…

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