Jimmy Payne

@darden I’m having lunch today at a sit down @ChuysRestaurant it’s absolutely pitiful your policy is to serve these take home ketchup packets instead of a bottle

Fever vs Liberty game today has been challenging. The game color announcer will not STFU #wnba

How is Cathy Englebert still employed by the WNBA Office? And she looks so awkward, hugging, each one of the drafted players. Nobody wants to hug her. #WNBADraft

@Publix you’re idiots. Charging $12.69 for the same 8 pack of Gatorade Zero that @FoodLion charges $6.99. You are pricing your way to bankruptcy

Love @DickieV …but it’s time to hang it up. Go fishing Dickie. It’s a wrap.

Great job @netflix on Formula 1 Drive To Survive Season 8. Way too much Zak Brown. That dude is unlikable.

@cbs @48hours it’s time for Erin Moriarty to retire. She had her run.

Hey @Instacart most of your senior users need a DARK Mode and larger fonts option. Let’s GO!

@Instacart @publix Gatorade Zero 8 pack 20 oz $12.19… you have LOST your mind. @FoodLion sells for $8.49 and several other retailers are even less.

Well, I didn’t like YouTube TV not broadcasting college game day the past two weeks… finally got to tune in again this morning and realized Pat McAfee is such an ass that I’m done with this show. How can anybody watch this idiot?

@YouTubeTV get your shat together and settle this @espn contract. You’re basically making me give up your programming now to stream exclusively on the ESPN app. Poor management decision.

@CollegeGameDay mcAfee is a total idiot. He’s unwatchable. Put your damn shirt on @espn

State Farm Auto Insurance premiums are absolutely out of control. @StateFarm

When did kneepads become optional in football? These kids will need multiple knee surgeries before they get old.. #NCAAFootball

Bad Bunny has been chosen as the halftime performer for this year’s Super Bowl. Just one more reason, I will not be watching Bad Bunny, really??

How the hell is 9-1-1 on the air ??? I can’t believe it was renewed for another season and I damn sure can’t believe they branched out to 9-1-1 Nashville. @ABCNetwork

@StandUpForFact Get to steppin’

🚨BREAKING: Employees at Vanity Fair say they will WALK OUT if Melania Trump is put on the cover. One editor said " I will walk out the mother fing door and half of my staff will follow me!" What's your response to this?

@Bubblebathgirl Yes, lock the man let the police arrest and put right in jail no bond. This entitlement shoplifting has to have consequences…

They locked the shoplifter in and called for help. Do you approve of this detainment? (nola_deezy on TT)

I’m happy when the player that hits the tennis ball does not grunt or yell every time they swing the racket. I want that player to win the match. It’s just not necessary to make all that noise. #USOpen

Dude, you’re down 28 zip in the first quarter. Just because you catch a pass for first down doesn’t mean you need to signal It’s a first down by pointing. That’s not your job. It’s the referees job. I’d fine you $1000 NIL money for every time you pull that move.