J “Buckets” Butler

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

@BaggedoutBubba Burner Snapchat in the big 26 would be a crazy move

No I only keep it to Twitter thanks

Setting the bait

@nse_burner So much missed opportunity, can’t let it happen again

Just realized my hinge was set to 19-22 and not 18-22

Think I might have a miller lite or 16 tonight, thoughts? Concerns?

@AbbyRack1738 Hey don’t forget about the Twinkies now

II am going to cry and throw up everywhere Wolves and Wild won I can’t believe my life

@murphyplshomer Do they staff with the only straight, white, male recruiters in the country??

Whoever’s doing southwests hiring needs a raise.

@DBrickashawFer Not enough eggs, just my two cents

150 follower fridge dox. #lank

“World War Eleven.”

@Patrick_Reusse Controversial take!

I’m beginning to feel as though the Twins, even with the historic level of unity & enthusiasm in clubhouse and dugout added by “Shelty,” might not win the 2026 American League pennant.

Woman coming over, and our only plan is to “go get McDonald’s” !! 😜😜

@Rich69Johnson A bit back I was talking to two girls at once, one named Karleigh, one named Kayleigh. took every ounce of brain power to keep their names straight when talking to them

Two of the main girls im talking to have the same name and that’s a level of efficiency and organization I didn’t think I was capable of

Anyone mind if this hungover white boy gets a little #freaky ?

I said months ago I’d get to 6.7k tweets and deactivate, at 6.6k right now

Pretty crazy draft night. Didn’t see this coming, thank you.

Couldn’t name a kid on my teams college baseball team but these beers are $3. I’ll also be yelling “Cmon Blue” 20 times today #expand #network

@CBSDickFitzwell Controversial, but agreed!

I love girls with big racks

Pregnant Asian woman at Chipotle #theyexist

Guy walked in wearing a 22 Nino Niederreiter jersey, part of me wished it was a Marat Khusnidinov.#mnwild

Downside of living in the suburbs in mn is the fact that bogo night at chipotle is absurdly busy with high schoolers (yikyakers) wearing their unwashed game jerseys

@testudoburner They’re all mossad plants I believe

Is there a sudden influx of women burners or have they always been there and the algorithm is randomly boosting them? #noticing