Jim Thompson
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Jim Thompson
@JimmySportToons
Former trial lawyer. Formerly with: LA Daily News, LA Times, RedState
Katılım Kasım 2013
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@Softnessa_ kid's got a point and good instincts. the wordplay is tight but more than that he cares enough to think about it.
that's what matters. plenty of people closer to the problem have given up trying to communicate because nothing lands anymore. fresh eyes help
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My 13-year-old son just said, “Mum, I think I have a good idea. The people in America protesting ICE should call themselves LAVA — Local And Very Angry. And lava melts ice. You should post that and see if it's a good idea"
We’re about as far away from the United States as you can get, here in Perth, Western Australia. But I hope the people over there know that even a young boy on the other side of the world can see when something isn’t right.
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@Softnessa_ I saw that same “my kid said” post about two months ago, so you’re full of shit. Your kid never said that and had your kid said it, it still would be stupid.
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@PhxPatriot6360 @adammocklerr Where do you think that photo came from genius, he posted it
He insults someone’s appearance, and you guys get upset
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@JimmySportToons @adammocklerr Why tf are u posting a photo of a kid
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The threat below is the MAGA movement in a nutshell.
This 5'5" maga freak can't debunk a single point I made on CNN, so he threatens to shove me in a locker to model his asshole president.
Curtis Houck@CurtisHouck
This MeidasTouch kid needs to be shoved into a locker. The idea he's some foreign policy savant and geopolitical genius is comical, and Abby Phillip acts like he's all-knowing and not to be questioned.
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@JimmySportToons @adammocklerr You guys are very obsessed with children. How concerning.
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@Zigmanfreud Work on your insults. You’re bad at that too.
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@JimmySportToons Thanks for letting me know that you are a cretin.
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How are people celebrating this stupidity?!
We are SO cooked as a society.
🤦♂️🤮
Andrew Harts@AndrewHarts
Final out of the O’s-Rangers game was decided by ABS and it’s ELECTRIC. Can’t wait to see the first walk-off because of an ABS challenge
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I've started doing more broadcasting without makeup. And I often get dumb comments from bots or crappy ppl, but it's actually a preference for my viewers. I think ppl are becoming so disturbed by AI fakes, they are longing for any proof of reality.
Kira@Kiradavis
Choose your god...you will worship a god, no matter what...so, choose wisely.
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Patricia Arquette: “We’re losing our fundamental civil rights. We are losing, you know, freedom of speech.”
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Are you trying to steal MLB cred now Gov. Stolen Valor?
Governor Tim Walz@GovTimWalz
I like our odds against Tampa Bay in 30 degree weather.
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@MartiniShark Wicked Witch of the West reports that we need fewer witches...
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Because he has that task covered?
Western Lensman@WesternLensman
Ex-CNN anchor Jim Acosta: “We don't need to have propaganda networks in the US." Amazing.
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Always making it about race.
There about 900 Flag Officers in the US military
and almost 20,000 Colonels or (Navy) Captains.
12 is 00.06% of just the latter group.
You can ALL CAP THAT ALL YOU WANT, however, 12 is not a significant amount.
Ryan Goodman@rgoodlaw
Hegseth purge of Black and women officers larger than previously reported "Hegseth has taken steps to block or delay promotions for MORE THAN A DOZEN Black and female senior officers across all four branches of the military." nbcnews.com/politics/natio…
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60 Minutes:
"The high-speed rail is OFF TRACK"
Fact Check: False
There is no rail. None. Zero.
There are concrete pillars between Who-Cares-Bakersfield and I-Never-Stop-In Merced
60 Minutes@60Minutes
An ambitious state-run high-speed rail project linking Los Angeles and San Francisco hasn’t stayed on track. 60 Minutes reports on the costly struggle to bring high-speed rail to the United States, Sunday. 60Minutes.com
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Some may think this is parody. Probably isn't.
Recently, Kevin Bacon put on a disguise, and was upset that no one recognized him.
They are, at their core, deeply narcissistic.
I've never heard of this person. I had to look her up.
Yeah, she's bothered no one swooned.
Oli London@OliLondonTV
Actress Laura Benanti says she’s shocked that not a single person recognized her on a plane. “Not a single one of them recognized me and I could not tolerate that obviously.”
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The funniest parts of this post and that clown’s reply, is that shortly, the Iranian be a dead man, and there is no aerospace command because they don’t have any aerospace…to “aerospace”
Roshan Rai@RoshanKrRaii
BREAKING : THIS IS SAVAGE 🔥 Pete Hegseth 🇺🇸: We will bomb Iran and make it go back to the stone age. IRGC Aerospace Commander 🇮🇷 : Hollywood has poisoned your mind, a country with a 250 year old history wants to erase a 6000 year old civilisation, the only thing you can take is your soldiers to the graveyard 🔥 Bro just ate him and left no crumbs.
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Flashback reminder:
Mulvaney has feet the size of Buicks
Wesley Yang@wesyang
Flashback to Nike entering into a partnership with Dylan Mulvaney *soon after* the Bud Light debacle. "Marketing experts" assured us that doubling down was the right thing to do.
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@JimmySportToons @AggieTheBarkeep I wonder if @MonaCharen could explain how Iran plans to enforce a Hormuz toll without a functional navy.
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Charen cites a (paid) Bulwark screed with the following, unpaid "teaser"
Too old to start an OnlyFans, too screechy to have any fans, Charen edits for Bulwark.
"They didn't want a Navy or an Air Force anyway", is a hell of an argument.
@MartiniShark @AggieTheBarkeep
Mona Charen@monacharen
This is not "defeatism," it's defeat. America Lost. Iran Won. Trump Shat the Bed. open.substack.com/pub/thebulwark…
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I think Trump will lose for procedural and jurisdictional reasons, not substantive - although the latter may be the court's linchpin.
Nonetheless the 14th Amendment was never meant to be prophylactic, it was intended to make ancestors of former slaves, citizens.
Kurt Schlichter@KurtSchlichter
You guys understand we’re going to lose the birthright citizenship case, right? Before you completely freak out, the traditional understanding of the 14th Amendment, which we are seeking to change, is not an insane reading of it. Nor are our arguments insane like the left has been same. That’s baloney to just shut us up. Neither side is frivolous. It’s a tough call legally and objectively speaking. But when we lose it, and I think we will, don’t freak out that this is some sort of conspiracy. It’s a hard legal decision. Sadly, we have three judges who aren’t even going to try to examine the question and will always vote for what leftists want. But the rest of the court has to make a tough legal call. I think our reading is the correct one. For various reasons, I think they’re going to rule against us. Don’t freak out when they do. It’s not an utterly irrational ruling like so many of the district court opinions we’ve seen.
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