John

Me and the besties in 40 years 😎

@its_The_Dr 8 &12

You can only have 2, which 2 are you Taking?

@Guitarbizon Eight miles high. First time he played with a 12 string

What's YOUR favorite Byrds song?

@JustRadEnough Money isnt everything But It keeps you in touch with your children……

Why do all the pregnant women here ask if I have children? Been there. Done that.

@hshLauraJ Hims a sexy catch for any woman 😆

So they want us to believe that the daughter of a wealthy Chinese businessman fell head over heels in love with Mitch in 1990…. 🤔🤔

Me: I’m too old for an annual pap smear. Hormone: Nah girl, you’re like a 25yo with hot flashes.

@KJ1981ya @LukeSky16550652 Change motion lotion

@LukeSky16550652 Stop fingering your arsehole.....might help.

Think this might be the end ⚰️ over and out ☝🏻 smells like death ☠️😢 any doctors about

@CurvyMissMia Me? I love long walks in a liquor store

G thinks the men at the liquor store are judging him if he goes two days in a row, so he asks me to go. I'm like, fuck, man -- I wear the same romper every day there. No one cares. It must suck to be so stressed about nothing.

@CurvyMissMia Nothing says you are serious like getting a shopping cart at the liquor store

@Julssszz1 I use to jog alot…..

That's whyyyyyy you don't believe me how old I am!! Not my spoiled bitch ass child & Korean plastic face wrap!!🤣

@thereisnojayjay If you have it, flaunt it

@CurvyMissMia How come women have to always have to look like “10’s” and men can look like warm coleslaw?

I know my hair is dirty. It's always in a bun. Who cares.

@80s_channel Might be a lawyer term…..

@CurvyMissMia I was mad then i laughed

Holy actual Jesus. I do not like rules.

@wendypink224 @FFmaxhyde Be careful. Might be indonesian crypto

@FFmaxhyde When I accidentally hit the ‘like’ of a person I’m stalking, I do a loud scream. Then I frantically try to unlike it, and then accidentally like it again.

Definitely fucking texted someone I shouldn't have...oops

@gemmamarierose Wake n bake

🤣🤣🤣

@Jimmybeaux133 Take that shit down! I can't believe they're exposing my childhood like this! 😂😂

Observation # 166 Everyone has walked faster after realizing someone behind them matched their pace.

@icope It makes me laugh for sure

Indeed. That idea came from the French in the 1960s.

@icope Last one

@Jimmybeaux133 😂😂