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When you need the fucking worst, I am the fucking best

I was super clear that Netflix did not cut anything from my Mark Twain prize set. Netflix always supports comedy and comics. Quit spreading rumors ya weirdos ❤️

it's injure my hand on a metal hook monday

let's be in a body with a single heart and soul

you know what, fuck you raw

My ex-Dom messaged me on my birthday this weekend and asked me to mail back the toys he gifted/had mailed to me. One has been in my NuNu parts... and I can't figure out if he wants them back to sniff them or exercise that butt hurt with my vibe, but that's fucking weird... And I'm NOT doin' that.

I love the way English people spell diarrhea. Diarrhoea. It sounds so important. Because it is.

You gather materials slowly, when your building something eternal 🔥

i'm free later if you want to get married

Great grandfather. Granddaughter

I'm on some Leonard cohen shit

I’m old enough that I can answer “Still on this side of the dirt” when people ask how I am now and it doesn’t seem weird

i sneezed and my nipples thought it was party time sadly it isn’t

ugly duckling turned odd duck

butterflies landing on me

Sorry i'm late i don't even want to be here

Please

Lover, c’mere.

empty theater creaky leather seats flickering lights stale cigarette smoke carpet smell for evil dead burn

the prettiest girl you know suffers from heartburn every night