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@BSAT_Properties @ZulaihatDesigns Walahi..no be life we dey live. We normalize abnormalities

@ZulaihatDesigns No be life we dey live for Naija

I was on a train in Tokyo. We stopped between stations. Announcement in Japanese, then in English: "We apologize for the delay. We will resume shortly." The delay was maybe 3 minutes. Not a big deal. When the train started moving again, another announcement: "We sincerely apologize for the delay. We were stopped for 3 minutes and 20 seconds. This is unacceptable. Thank you for your patience." Three minutes and twenty seconds. They measured it exactly. And called it unacceptable. When I got off at my stop, there were station staff on the platform bowing and handing out delay certificates. I took one out of curiosity. It was an official document stating that the train had been delayed by 3 minutes and 20 seconds, signed and stamped. The staff member said in English "for your employer. So they know the delay was not your fault." I said I'm a tourist, I don't need it. He looked confused. "But the delay affected you. You deserve an apology." Three minutes. They were treating a three-minute delay like a major incident. Later I mentioned this to a Japanese friend. They said "oh yes, delay certificates are normal. Trains are supposed to be exactly on time. If they are late, they must apologize." I said three minutes isn't late, it's nothing. My friend said "in Japan, three minutes is late. On time means on time. Not approximately on time." They said the train company probably investigated why there was a 3-minute delay. "They will find the cause and fix it so it doesn't happen again." I kept the certificate. It's framed in my apartment now. A reminder that somewhere in the world, people care about three minutes. © 6IX.

Those skin care products. Hmmmm

We strongly advise against doing it at all. My sister tried it, and now she has such severe sound sensitivity that she can literally hear an ant moving. She can’t sleep, and even the wind sounds loud in her ears. 😩

Even when two women got married it didn’t last two weeks. One started cheating like a fool barely two weeks.

“Entering age” “the Nigerians” See people wey mark my answer sheet☹️🙂‍↕️

Emma, I'm shocked that you don't see or understand the answer. Any country that improves the 3 things Peter Obi mentioned there will improve revenue. Let's channel this hate properly. I get you don't like Peter Obi but please consult properly on advanced answers like this. 🙏🙏🙏

YOU MUST LEARN TO ENJOY LIFE WITHOUT NEEDING AN AUDIENCE TO SEE THAT YOU ARE ENJOYING LIFE

It actually benefits both parties, but you wouldn't know this because the only thing you have to call your own is your wig.

Saw Nedu’s ex-wife’s podcast this evening again where she said: “He assumed the kids were his.” 😭 Every time that statement enters my head, migraine dey follow am 😭 See ehn, you won’t fully understand the foolishness in some people’s thought process until another person helps you reason it properly 💀 let’s not lie… some women ya werey gan 💀😂😂

You know the crazy part? Literally every Premier League club has an example of Arsenal scoring the exact same goal against them which wasn't disallowed.

@thefutballboy_1 This was given as a goal this season btw. Shock.

🗣️🎙️| Roy Keane on Westham goal disallowed: “The decision itself shouldn’t be the issue because it was the correct call, but Arsenal have been awarded goals like that several times this season, and I could clearly remember the one against United.” The inconsistency in Premier League refereeing is becoming an absolute disgrace. It happens almost every match now, and something seriously needs to be done about it. There wouldn’t have been this much outrage from fans if Arsenal hadn’t benefited from similar goals all season. That’s where the frustration comes from.”

Who remembers this when Trossard pushes Sanchez? Goal was given. Just unbelievable

Here's Saliba doing even worse to our keeper. Feel sorry for West Ham because they've been absolutely ROBBED, and this single decision might get them relegated. All we ask for is consistency.

"If I loose this election, monkeys and baboons will soak in their own bl0od." Then he proceeded to become a 2 term president and took the country ten steps backwards. Yet we still have people commissioned to defend his evil even in death.

Lol. Meanwhile she is one of the most nominated and currently the most awarded Nigerian actor at the AMVCA. She has recorded 6 wins. 2014, 2016, 2017, 2020 and 2022. All best actress in a comedy. Those were years other actors were nominated and lost and nobody bat an eyelid.

We need a law that bars Governors from returning to the National Assembly. Let them return to where they came from. Dapo Abiodun was a successful businessman my all standard. He should return there. Gbenga Daniel was a successful engineer. He should return to his business. Ibikunle Amosun & Co is a reputable accounting firm. Ajiri Omo Oye should return to auditing and accounting. Why must Hope Uzodinma return to the Senate? What does Yahaya Bello do for a living that he can return to? The Senate should not be a retirement home for useless and incompetent politicians.

I have not heard IGR in a long time…

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