Joe Martinek

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@BarstoolBigCat @united Update: @united still no help and found out my luggage was ripped. About to call and wait on another 2 hour call to resolve this issue.

Hey @BarstoolBigCat I need your help.. as a father of 3 you understand! Had to carry my screaming 2 year old throughout the airport and now I’m approaching 2 hour wait time on the phone. @united

Hey @united , mileage member here.. who do you have dealing with the bags? The hulk? Godzilla? New stroller destroyed.. snapped off.

@united I did and this is the wait time I’m at

@JMartJr Hi, Joe. We're sorry to see this. In this case, please contact our Baggage Teams. Our Baggage team can be reached directly at 1-800-335-2247.

@VigilantFox @MrJerryOC I can only imagine the beating you get when you say you want to watch the Browns/panthers play at the 4pm slot bc you have njoku playing

Jerry O’Connell reveals his liberal daughters were “filled with RAGE” and “became PHYSICAL” with him when he criticized Kamala Harris as a candidate. O’CONNELL: “If I say this, will I stay married? Blow it over here.” MAHER: “Sounds like you’re going to blow it over here.” O’CONNELL: “The night of the [2024] election… I was watching late at night, the returns, and I’ll be honest with you, I didn’t think Trump was going to win. I live in California. I didn’t think he was going to win from what I was hearing.” “I said something along the lines of, like, ‘There was no planning.’ ‘This is what they get.’ ‘There should have been a primary.’” “I said something along those lines. I was just spitballing ideas as to—it was a shock, you know?” “My wife and daughters, without saying anything, became physical with me. They were filled with rage.” “So if I am being careful with you in how I say things… I live with not one, not two, but three people who, if I made any kind of joke, they’d become very angry with me, you know?” Once O’Connell said this, Maher saw a man who had completely lost control of his household. He bluntly told him that living in fear of your own family’s reactions is no way to live: “I don’t want to tell you how to live your life, but I couldn’t live that way… I say what I truly think. And if it makes you angry, I’m sorry, we’ll have to work that out.” “I am not going to tuck my tail between my legs and just shut the f*ck up.”

@DanSchneierNFL One of the reasons why I have not moved to Florida yet..

There are delis nationwide. And then there are NJ/NY italian delis. The two don’t even compare. And one is much, much better than any one you’ll ever tell me about.

@givemebudlight After March madness please

if they nuke us can they make sure to do it in the morning i don’t wanna work all fucking day just to come home and get nuked

@unusual_whales Def not in NY

US rents have fallen for the 32nd straight month, per Axios.

@onepeloton “When at Epcot, you get a beer from Canada to be your line beer while you wait in line for the fun drinks”

What is a quote from class that lives rent free in your head? Drop it below

@shortsqueeznews How is a Pokémon card worth 16 million and this flag only 525k!?!?

BREAKING: Keens Steakhouse, the 141-year-old restaurant on 36th and 6th, bought the $525,000 flag that covered Abraham Lincoln’s casket. The flag will be permanently displayed in the restaurant’s second-floor Lincoln Room.

@BarstoolChief 2pt conversion attempt +150

I need one touchdown bet (or really any bet) for my $7000 flag football winnings and I’m absolutely paralyzed by analysis. Just staring at the board. Don’t like a side. Want a prop

🙌🏼🙌🏼

@onepeloton “Sunday Sauce” class features all old school Italian music. Burn calories before you fill up on carbs every Sunday. That class would be a hit.

@BarstoolNate JerseyJoefitness.com

New Years resolutions: - Go from 165 to 180 in the gym/with food (no junk) - More poker content - Find my wife (it's time) That's about it. Get even more yoked, create fun content that I enjoy making, find the love of my life. Happy new year to all, make it the best one yet!!

@Pick6 38

Bored waitin’ for the ball to drop… Pick a number from 1 - 1,000,000.

@RobinhoodApp Been using Robinhood since 2019!

You deserve a treat. Comment below and we may send you some merch.

@DraftKings Gibbs

Some DFS tickets coming your way 👀 20 to be exact. All you have to do is follow @DraftKings and reply with who you think will score the most fantasy points in Week 11 to enter. You in? Ends 11/13.

A lot of heart in the small town of Hopatcong.

If you love New Jersey high school football -- or are ever simply looking for a cool place to go on a Friday or Saturday -- this is the post for you. Terrific stuff from @PatLanniNJ nj.com/highschoolspor…

@RiggsBarstool @TaylorMadeGolf 104

Alright here we go. I’m giving away a free driver. 30-50mph winds on Pac Dunes. Pouring rain. The green tees (about 6,200 yards). Guess what I shoot & if you’re right you enter to win a free @TaylorMadeGolf Qi35 driver. I’ll send it to you myself.