Jonathan Watson

@alpharivelino May I meet you🗿

FOUR OPENING LINES • You’re distracting me • I shouldn’t be talking to you • You look nice, I had to say hi • May I meet you?

@j_fishback No taxes > low taxes

A Godly woman A fair market wage Low taxes Party

@j_fishback @sophieraiin Dumb but Based

I agree @SophieRaiin As Governor, I’ll also impose a 50% sales tax on OnlyFans purchases in addition to my 50% sin tax on OnlyFans creators.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ The body is a temple of the Holy Spirit. It is not to be bought or sold online. Our men and women deserve better.

@DolphinMossad @LordInquisitor_ 😂

@LordInquisitor_ I think that’s more or less the history of Central Asia.

Locusts aren’t a species. Grasshoppers just collectively decide to Do That sometimes. Imagine if on any given day there was a 0.2% chance for everyone in New York to get a push notification saying “it’s time, everyone walk to Connecticut and start burning tires.”

@mandyarthur @DanielvsBabylon 😂

@DanielvsBabylon Of course, they’re demons.

I bet the aliens are pro Israel

@DanielvsBabylon Gotta be

@libriscent Skill issue

I just heard someone on TikTok say "this is the first time in history women are dating men for their character. And that's why no one is dating." and she was right.

@ZherkaOfficial Facts

YOU ARE NOT HORNY ENOUGH

@beyoumf Frank Sinatra

gun to your head name an italian

@apki_murshad @AnisRahim14 Gay

@AnisRahim14 Gift her chocolates

女性が怒っているときに落ち着かせる最も簡単な方法は何ですか?

@JackWaves01 @AnisRahim14 Gay

@AnisRahim14 don’t try to win it bro….listen, stay calm, and show you actually understand her point then respond, not react….

@AnisRahim14 Ask her if she’s on her period

@AdemLuz Hate the game not the player

The way photographers get pussy always stuck me as so dishonorable

@GeneralMCNews The General is propaganda

BREAKING: Erika Kirk is emerging as a key figure in helping President Trump unify his coalition ahead of the midterm elections.

@Matt_Pinner Bait

@ZherkaOfficial Real

I don’t have a big enough dick to know how to put it inside a BBL

@alpharivelino Death makes women horny

Why are nurses so slutty? Tell me in the comments

@goodlobster1 W list

The wife asked to do our 5 Hall passes last night Hers 1. Ralph Macchio 2. Patrick Swayze 3. Simon Le Bon 4. Jon Bon Jovi 5. Jason Momoa Mine 1. Her sister 2. Our neighbour 3. The blonde checkout girl at our local supermarket 4. Tracey who is a member of our golf club 5. My secretary at work And now she isn’t talking to me I can’t understand women 🤷‍♂️

@CharaSoon Gold

The solid snake method?

@yvessirae You’re mental

I'm never getting over the fact that romance as a genre, as the HIGHEST selling genre, exists largely because straight women fantasize about being loved and treated kindly by men and men constantly make fun of this because they think it's just that unrealistic that they could cherish women and that women are stupid in the first place for wanting such an impossible thing