Jo Ling

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@TranmereRovers COME ON ROVERS!!!!

90' | Six added minutes. ⚪ 1-2 ⚫ #TRFC #SWA

@benonwine Captain Beaky

WITHOUT GOOGLING, Name a Famous Captain but it can’t be Captain America?

@thecandycancan1 @madjav8 @mamboitaliano__ Yes - go up a half size or a size from flat shoes. Game changer!

@madjav8 @mamboitaliano__ If you buy the right size, they are comfortable.

Ladies, a genuine question out of pure curiosity: Why does First Lady Melania Trump never, ever wear stockings, on any occasion, in any weather, with any outfit? Really, never, never, never Does anyone know the reason? 🇺🇸👠

The chef: “Tonight we present… fruit.” Michelin-starred restaurant's presentation of a smoked apple for $400🍎

@benonwine 🐂 💩

@SBarrettBar And their parents will now get more money that might or might not be spent on the kids.

If 100,000 children were going unfed then their parents need arresting

I've done it. I finally understand pointers. I know it may not seem like a huge achievement to others but I get pointers in C now.

@benonwine Hot water on tap.

For those who didn't grow up privileged, name something you thought was a luxury when you were a kid?

@OicWhour @JamesMelville The BBC chooses the audience. You have to answer a questionnaire about your political leanings, cultural background etc.

@JamesMelville i wonder which way is the political leaning of the audience

BBC Question Time: “Can I have a show of hands - how many of you think this is a war that Britain should be involved in?” The response tells its own story.

@medi050505 @RebeccaCNReid THIS! I used to hate school dressing up days.

@RebeccaCNReid Maybe they should stop making kids wear costumes. And stressing parents out unnecessarily.

A truly devastating number of my friends from school have posted pictures of their children for world book day, wearing costumes which are very clearly not from books

@benonwine No Starmer

Describe Sir Winston Churchill in TWO words or less? 🇬🇧 ✊✌️

@muyalazar @ELuttwak @GrayConnolly

@ELuttwak @GrayConnolly Irregardless of one’s language, people should strive to speak really correctly.

like any other person attached to his Latin I suffer a nasty twich every time somebody uses "decimate" to mean the killing of many rather than the killing of only one tenth (of the dishonored legionnaires). Like anyone attached to his English I am offended by "very unique" ...,

@Rainmaker1973 Starmer second term

In 3 words

@musings_blonde Overpriced tat, plus they are hideous.

Please someone tell me I don’t need these boots. Talk me off the ledge.

@fesshole He’d have had to be conceived on that day, though.

My sister's kid was born the same day Bin Laden got whacked. I always keep an extra eye on him when they visit, in case he's the guy reincarnated

@fesshole Don’t give them any more commas.

My parents have got to the age, where, the gifts I choose them are strongly influenced by whether it's something I'd want to inherit. Feel guilty but the thought always pops up.

@SkyNews @richardcalhoun @SamCoatesSky Good!

BREAKING: Sky News understands the government will not be giving the landmark assisted dying bill legislation more time in the House of Lords, which means it almost certainly will fall. @SamCoatesSky explains ⬇️ trib.al/SBmlz6r

@GuidoFawkes I have just been listening to that on LBC. What a clustercringeshambles.

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@benonwine Go-Kart with one missing wheel and one wonky.

If Margaret Thatcher was a Rolls Royce what is Starmer?