Jodie Kendrick

Sturgeon is bringing out her new book

There’s a bouncer outside the Chancery Lane karaoke bar. It’s 17:50pm on a Tuesday.

🤣

Ha!

Me in my 20s sleeping at a friend’s house: “Don’t worry that you haven’t got a spare bed, I will sleep in my clothes on the kitchen floor or in the bath or folded into a cupboard or in the big bush outside your front door or in a bin” Me in my 40s: “Thank you for the offer of a spare bed, but I’m going to drive three hours home to my own one instead”

Painting by Javier Mayoral

March 30

Yeeesssssss!!!!!!!

“It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade.” — Charles Dickens

Morning

Went for a quick nap and ended up sleeping for 6 weeks. Sorry. Have I missed much?

This cracked me up!! 😹😹😹

Banned in this house!

Ha!!!