Jawlee

> be Ubisoft > Announce the long-awaited remake of Assassin’s Creed Black Flag > Everyone gets hyped for Edward Kenway’s return > Graphics look great, naval combat feels improved > Then start "modernizing" everything nobody asked for > Remove the bottle from drunk Edward’s loading screen - now he’s just sober with shaky cam > Anne Bonny’s iconic cleavage? Gone, now she’s modest > Blood in the game? Heavily toned down > Hunting animals? Turned into a boring 40-hit grind > Hidden blade in combat? Only for finishers now > Modern day story? Heavily shortened You took one of the most beloved games in the series and "fixed" all the things that actually made it fun. The game most fans were waiting years for… and you somehow made it less enjoyable. You think this is "respecting modern audiences" or just pointless censorship and creative laziness?

It cant be that bad. Wish me luck.

Merkel becomes the 1st person to receive the European Order of Merit, the EU’s new top honor for people who have contributed the most to Europe’s development. In her speech, she urged EU leaders to regulate speech on social media She says it’s the only way to “ save democracy”

>Strong Catholic male hero figure >Demonizes corrupt government officials & excessive taxation >Fights against state overreach >Defends the innocent from criminals >Protects the Church & Franciscan friars >Family man

Subnautica 2 is a pacifist ideology woven into a game. Players have noticed you cannot defend yourself against attacking fish. Not even in self defense. Only passive means are available. This was by design. You can't kill anything because the devs feel it would support gun violence and aspects of colonialism: "Subnautica is one vote towards a world with less guns. A reminder that there is another way forward." "We want people to feel like they're learning to adapt to the world, rather than being a conqueror or dominator." "We aren't a killing game. Go play Sons of the Forest or something if you want to kill." The anti-violence stance got stronger from Subnautica 1 -> 2, which now has a complete "no kill" policy even when the fish can still kill *you*.