Joe & The Douchebag

@ryanjaycowan One is rich. The other one has to settle with a Tesla. Cool.

@erfnbshiri The top one gives me the feeling I’m on apple dot com. And I like that.

@JoeAndTheDouche The bottom one is supposed to move to the right, but I personally like the top one more I just get a better feeling from it.

Can’t pick a hero. Top or bottom?

@jameslevicf @BrettFromDJ Just place one layer with the animation and then another layer on top of that with a slightly smaller height and width. That’s gonna result in the animated border feel. I do this on my call to action buttons.

Can you design a top 1% UI like this? Design by @BrettFromDJ

@thorborg Gyldent opslag! Ganske enkelt. Håber du kom med til speedway.

Flemming Østergaards barnebarn serverede lækkerier for os 😬

@brankopetric00 I do complete snapshots. So I’ll just pretend nothing happened between the db crash and recovery.

Your database backup strategy is excellent until you need to restore it. Has anyone ever successfully restored on the first try?

@pmitu How I make sure people learn about my product: I have a bot that checks all competitors - big or small - websites once every hour. If suddenly their domain name expires I buy it and set the DNS to my nameservers.

Truth: Your product doesn’t fail because it’s bad. It fails because nobody knows it exists.

@oelma__ I think most people would love to have an empty bank account.

What's worse than an empty BANK account ?

@vasuman Do you also forget that AI could not exist unless real people in the past shared their knowledge online?

Sometimes I forget that there's real people who only use the free tier of AI models

@RjeyTech Prediction - This abomination will never happen.

Prediction - This is going to sell out within the first hour and won’t be available for at least a year.

@EOEboh Why is main not closed?

You pushed a commit to main by mistake. It's already been pulled by 3 teammates. What's your move?

@_jaydeepkarale I would locate the id of the first row from 2024 and then make a query that deletes rows WHERE id < [located id]

DELETE FROM logs WHERE created_at < '2024-01-01'; It’s locking the table and running forever. The Tech Lead says: "Just let it run." What’s your reply?

@thekitze We need a Neo wrapped in a Mac mini.

i finally tried macbook neo in person and i can confidently say apple is the goatest company of all time holy shit there's no way this machine is $599 trackpad/kb are ok? screen is fine?? looks premium as FUCK?? apple logo? macos??? BYE BYE rip literally everything and everyone

@EOEboh In many apis put does what you’d expect patch to do

True or False: PUT and PATCH do the same thing in a REST API.

@Line_Munk Så en arbejdsdag på 2 timer?

Vigtigt at dokumentere, hvor hårdt man arbejder for sin løn … 👍🏻

@Matt_Pinner I think they’re living maybe a little to close to some poisonous factory

Can you identify what wrong with this family?

@big_zehrry May I suggest getting some style?

After achieving all these, what next in life ?

@ilyasdogru Hvis den nye Polo kan nå fra København til Aarhus på en opladning, så bliver det min næste bil.

Cupra Raval til 189.990 kr 🚗🔌 Kan den med 310 km rækkevidde og 50 kW hurtigladning få succes? Billige elbiler er på vej, men rækkevidde- & opladningsspecs er nok i underkanten for mange. Jeg er i tvivl om, hvorvidt disse mikroelbiler kan erstatte de klassiske benzinmikrobiler

@iuliatech I don’t think Google Earth has that functionality? Or does it?

@JoeAndTheDouche Google Earth is not enough?

What's the one app you wish existed but nobody has built yet? Asking for obvious reasons. 👀

@christiangori96 And almost as important.

Marketing is 100x harder than coding

@RaminNasibov Every single day. To check SEO for my own website.

Do people not Google things anymore?