Joey C 🥶🥶🔥🔥🍕🍕

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@KariLake People did decide. You lost.

What the fake news is doing is malpractice. Rather than discuss the merits of my lawsuit, they lie about it. The evidence we have uncovered cannot be ignored. I’m gonna let the people decide. Read my lawsuit here⤵️ savearizonafund.com

@nycjim @HuffPostPol I thought it wasn’t an insurrection?

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene says the Jan. 6 insurrection would have been successful if she had been running the show. "We would’ve been armed.” huffpost.com/entry/marjorie… via @HuffPostPol

@theliamnissan Adding, “Only if it’s a shotgun”

"I will be the best man at their wedding" said Kyle Rittenhouse.

BREAKING NEWS: Elon Musk Now Dating Marjorie Taylor Greene

@TamerKattan @MuellerSheWrote Bad ass move too

THREAD: what happened to Chapelle and Musk? I have a friend named @TamerKattan who told me a story I’ll never forget. First, he’s one of my favorite comedians - go see him if you get a chance. I’ve learned a lot from him. This is just one such lesson. 1/

@RonFilipkowski Looks like a typewriter

The name’s Gorka. Seb Gorka. Scourge of Anitfa. Agent 00WTF.

@NotHoodlum All craps

Can you use ALL CAPS in prison?

@patriottakes Guess it’s worse to quietly get a butt plug than for you to have sex with a dude who isn’t your husband.

Marjorie Taylor Greene, at the New York Young Republicans Club Gala: “By the way, you can pick up a butt plug or a dildo at Target and CVS nowadays. I don’t even know how we got here. …This is the state that we’re living in right now.”

@patriottakes News to me

@theliamnissan That’s his age. He’s after something younger.

Oh thank goodness! Elon is dating again. I was worried about him.

@theliamnissan Liam Nissan Sentra with the plush interior Balling round the way to dunk on the Sorbo inferior

Everything changed when Mrs Nissan bought a Costco membership. We be living that Kirkland lifestyle now.

@theliamnissan I don’t know who you are anymore

@jfreewright @KevinMKruse It’s moops

The Moors have re-taken the Iberian Peninsula.

@theliamnissan “To give the appearance of fighting against a pedophile like myself. “

Fight, fight, fight, fight!

@duty2warn Oh so a fake lawsuit

Kari Lake has filed a lawsuit asking the Maricopa County Superior Court for an order “declaring that Kari Lake is the winner of the 2022 Arizona gubernatorial election.”

@BaddCompani Theater floors are less sticky

Theater...Sinema What's the difference🤷‍♂️

@davematt88 It was an insurrection!!

@JoeCostanza1 Hey, I thought we were friends🤣🤣🤣

Kyrsten Sinema stole my table cloth.

@davematt88 At least there’s something inside the jiffy pop

Who wore it better?

@AmoneyResists They are just so dumb about it all

*Trump steals top secret documents, dines with Nazis, and calls for the termination of the Constitution* Republicans: 👍 *Biden negotiates the release of an American citizen being illegally detained in Russia* Republicans:

@atrupar Has been

*checks calendar*