Joe DiMario

@jackunheard She was drunk

NEW: A woman in South Carolina tries to bite two men who were simply fishing at a pond. She claims there were no fishing signs, then tries to steal their fishing rods. When the men pulled their own property back, she lunged and attempted to bite them. Pure unhinged behavior over nothing. Let the dudes fish.

@PhilMickelson @TheMasters I agree. 13 used to be my favorite hole

Watching @TheMasters and seeing so few players long enough to go for 13 &15 now has taken away so much excitement and intrigue to the back nine. Another example of how longer isn’t always better.

@Riley_Gaines_ Tonedeaf

Newsom’s wife's latest virtue signal is telling San Quentin lifers that she faced zero consequences when her sister was killed because it was an accident then telling them their life sentences are probably for “accidents” too Peak elite tone-deafness

This is incredibly generous. TSA agents across the country are relying on food pantries and community donations just to get by. I remain the lone Dem to vote with my Republican colleagues to fully fund DHS and get people paid. It should never come to this point.

CBS NEWS INVESTIGATION: A salon, a modeling agency, and 89 hospices? We visited a 3-story LA building being called "ground zero" for fraud. We went to look for ourselves. cbsn.ws/4bmB3Kg

Kathy Hochul making a weak plea for wealthy people who have left New York (to red states like Florida) to come back to pay their high taxes to fund failing (unaccountable) social programs: “I need people who are high net worth to support the generous social programs we have in our state. Some patriotic millionaires who stepped up. Ok! Cut the me the checks. But if you want to supportive, maybe the first step should be go down to palm beach and see who you can bring back home

@DESPO_424 @DanOCone If the states are going to stay the 2nd week of march. Oepn season at Christmas tourneys. No duals til january

@DanOCone We are certainly dragging right now. The compilers are having a field day though.

Need to cut New Jersey High School Wrestling season down by about two weeks.

@Jeff_Mans friday night lights finale was fire..

@DodgersNation they need to get younger. give their best outfield prospect In the minors the job

@landofthe80s 80s movies john cusack Sly tom cruise Arnold

Who would you put on your 1980s Mount Rushmore? I'll start us off with Michael J. Fox, Chevy Chase, Sly Stallone & John Candy.

@Super70sSports That computer was ahead of its time

This computer couldn’t do shit. Unless you were starring in an 80s movie, in which case it was capable of accomplishing goddamn near anything.

@RetroNewsNow The eyes on the fans would move back and forth

🎾Intellivision’s Tennis Video Game (1980)

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@ImMeme0 Some people have a chemical imbalance

Oh my God… this man is violently smashing his baby and toddler with a pillow after the baby accidentally peed on him. My heart is absolutely shattered. I feel sick.

@Jeff_Mans Rumblin, bumblin, stumblin

What are your ALL TIME FAVORITE SPORTS BROADCASTING CATCH PHRASES? Can be current, prior, HR calls, highlight sayings or ANYTHING ELSE POST YOURS RIGHT HERE!!!!👇👇👇👇

@stoolpresidente Round pie, matawan or freehold

I’m doing a day of pizza in NY/NJ area next week. Are there any must hits that I haven’t done yet and need to try?

The greatest news interview of all time. Nothing can prepare you for what happens 20 seconds into this clip.

@PortersBurgh He won’t make it to 21

I would rather have Jaxson Dart at pick 21 than to resign Russell Wilson.

@Blitz_Burgh Should be 3

Fittipaldo says the Steelers will not go above $30 million a year for Russell Wilson. #Steelers #NFL

@Super70sSports 1. Karate champ 2. Double Dragon 3. Champion baseball 4. Punch out

You enter a classic arcade with every 80s game that you like. Everything’s a quarter and you’ve got a dollar. How do you spend it? I’ll start: Galaga Track and Field Pole Position BurgerTime