jose mofongo
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it’s frustrating for me, as a young, rich man who’s worked his ass off for the past ten years, not to be able to truly enjoy my money
at the same time, i’m constantly under pressure to earn more because of all the wars and the global economic crisis
women generally just try to leech off me, all my friends work in pointless office jobs, escaping into a fantasy world
sometimes i wish i were a dishwasher with no purpose in life. the paradox of wealth and the spiritual meaninglessness of our materialistic, superficial world
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Wife is out of town. What is the best boy movie to watch my with 8, 5, 3 year old sons?
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95% of the time I am thinking about literally whatever is in front of me and the other 5% I am scheming
so no
Berry ⏾@SpicyBerry
does male yearning exist? do guys wait for girls to reply? do they think of them often during the day?
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@5am1am_6 Have your husband be at the house during the play date. Observing can be a non negotiable
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They say "it takes a village," but sometimes your gut tells you exactly who should be in that village. 🙅♀️ Momma intuition is never "just a feeling"—it’s a warning.
Has this ever happened to you? Tell me I’m not crazy in the comments. 👇
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@gainzy222 @KinkyBedBugs But both parents worked and kids were home alone watching duck tales until 5:30
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@KinkyBedBugs Nah 1990s we had religion and economy was at all time highs, I think it was peak civilization
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That’s typically a horrible thing a country is only religious during the worst of times lmfaooo
A bet on that is a bet on an impending Great Depression
gainzy@gainzy222
Calling it right now, religion is going to trend up and feminism/onlyfans is going to trend down Sorry to the generation of girls that got one-shotted by feminism or chose careers over families Wholesomeness is coming back, traditionalism is on the horizon
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@alc2022 The odds of success of learning the language you’re studying with Duolingo is zero
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$DUOL has no competition and the probability of it becoming the world's dominant personal AI tutor are higher than ever.
This would turn $DUOL into a multi-trillion dollar company.
I plan to continue doubling down.
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Post wall 32 year old woman tells story about how she hit it off something magical with this mystery man only to be broken up with after a fantastic vacation with 0 issues. Why do you think this guy pulled the plug on her⁉️👑
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I passed on the whole thing after they initially asked if I would do a photoshoot wearing a bathrobe in a sauna
Camila Russo@CamiRusso
This VF photo and article ("Crypto’s True Believers Demand to Be Taken Seriously") feel so off to me and I was trying to figure out why. I think it's because it feels like something that was written in the 2018 era of crypto -- where belief was almost everything the industry had going for it. blockchains and tokens were live but mostly just to gamble with. so a photoshoot that portrays crypto people as this excentric rag tag group who somehow still hang on to their weird ideals even as prices crash made sense back then. But not today.
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I feel like I havent gotten static shocked by anyone in like 20 years. what happened to that
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how the FUCK do u spend 225 mil on furniture and are pete hegseth this guy is from the trailer park what in the fuck? he def doesnt know herman miller which is like the most basic known designer of furniture. this man prob doesnt know resortation hardware what in the fuck
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I am officially moving to Puerto Rico
BUT NOT CAUSE IM A PEDO CRYPTO GUY. IM JUST PUERTO RICAN
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i've literally never played a Pokemon game in my life
so i have no nostalgia for it as an adult now
but i had to get Pokopia because everyone seems to love it
whether i end up loving it or hating it, i fear i've just made a terrible mistake
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this entire pizza is $2.50 in Tokyo, Japan
the west has fallen
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Food just doesn’t taste the same. I haven’t eaten Popeyes in so long. Subway taste different. I’m no longer eating McDonald’s. No more pringles. No more Oreos and even hersheys kisses seem different. Anybody else notice this?
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