Joe Markham

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Joe Markham

Joe Markham

@JoeMarkham5

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Joe Markham
Joe Markham@JoeMarkham5·
So recently a very close friend of mine passed away from bowel cancer. Liam was a creative genius and one of his many talents was writing. Before he died he wrote a book of one hundred 100-word stories, the idea being that people read them on the toilet. The proceeds of the sales go to Bowel Cancer UK. Please check it out. Obviously a good cause but the book is amazing! amazon.co.uk/dp/B0GLFF43TB?…
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Joe Markham
Joe Markham@JoeMarkham5·
Just an idle thought, but why does there exist a 'Berlin Islamist Scene' that this fucking maniac could be part of?
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Joe Markham
Joe Markham@JoeMarkham5·
@ZackPolanski Twin it with Tel Aviv then. Or do you not think the Israeli people are people?
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Zack Polanski
Zack Polanski@ZackPolanski·
Its only outrageous if you think the Palestinian people aren't people.
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Joe Markham
Joe Markham@JoeMarkham5·
I presume troll argument because it's so stupid, but just in case: No. Surrogacy harms nobody. Rape harms the victim. In either case I would actually advocate keeping a child, but saying that 'an infertile couple or gay couple (who will be vetted by the state much more than average biological parents will be) asking a woman to voluntarily act as a surrogate for their baby is equivalent to a guy raping a woman is, well, fucking idiotic.
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Joe Markham
Joe Markham@JoeMarkham5·
I also don't understand how this is complicated. I am in no way a leftie. I am a very staunch conservative and looking to oppose abortion whenever possible. I don't see much difference between banning surrogacy and aborting a week old baby. It's not as if the women were always going to have these babies and suddenly decided to sell them or whatever. They are literally acting out of a charitable sacrifice as lifegivers and handing them over to (usually) pre-screened couples who can't have their own kids. Would it be best if all the women had all the kids and raised them in nuclear families? Obviously. But that is literally the argument pro-choice people use to justify abortion, the 'well what if it ends up in care/abandoned/poor' etc. Well I'm sure it'd rather be alive and have the choice rather than not exist at all.
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Joe Markham@JoeMarkham5·
Yes. And if everything in the world was great then that would be great wouldn't it? Fucking idiot. Not every pregnancy is to a happily married, financially stable, heterosexual couple. That doesn't mean you ban their existence. The more lives created, the better. The phrase 'making the perfect the enemy of the good' is applicable here, but it's also basically @MattWalshBlog banning life from existing unless in circumstances he agrees with, which is literally identical to what the abortion activists are doing.
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Joe Markham
Joe Markham@JoeMarkham5·
Right. The most frequent argument for abortion is 'it won't have a good life as the mother is poor/single/busy/doesn't want it'. If you accept that 'a baby having a difficult upbringing means you and I get to decide, in a blanket ban, that it has no right to exist, say so outright.
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KnappSol@knapprunk·
@JoeMarkham5 @MattWalshBlog By your logic, if a child is bred and raised to be a sex slave, it should be celebrated because to be born as a sex slave is preferable to never being born at all. We’re allowed to have societal standards.
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Joe Markham
Joe Markham@JoeMarkham5·
I don't mind adaptations if they're good. I haven't seen Nolan's version yet so have no idea. But the trailer is less inspiring than Grok's 3 minute version, the casting is shit, the look is shit and the interpretation he's based it on is shit. I believe it'll be 'epic' to watch in the cinema, but will it be a classic film? I doubt it.
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Hue Lingo
Hue Lingo@Huelingo1·
@JoeMarkham5 @BrentScher Adaptations are… adaptations and this isn’t the first nor will it be the last. It you want closest to the original, read the poem and be happy.
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Brent Scher
Brent Scher@BrentScher·
If you think an AI version of the Odyssey will be better than a Christopher Nolan movie that cost $250M and was the first movie shot entirely for IMAX 70MM, you may be going to the movies for the wrong reason....
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Joe Markham
Joe Markham@JoeMarkham5·
Sorry but this is garbage. The Argentinians have zero claim to the islands. It was the British who inhabited the previously uninhabited islands, it was we who won a war to defend them and when they had a referendum, all but 3 citizens voted to stay with Britain. We owned the islands before Argentina existed as a country. Their sole claim to them, literally, is proximity. That, by the way, is basically the muslim countries' claim to Israeli land as well. Jews were their first, before Islam existed, they also won through conquest AND would win in a vote held within the territory. If you're suggesting actively supporting Argentina in taking over sovereign British territory, then yes, obviously that's a massive problem. I despise the UK Labour government (and even most of the decisions of the previous 'Conservative' government), especially when it comes to foreign policy. But not only is it unbelievably inappropriate to say 'well this leader supported us last week and so we should allow him to take territory from another leader who hasn't supported us for 2 weeks now', it's also staggeringly shortsighted. Milei is a great leader, and strong ally of the US and Israel, sure, but what happens when he's not in office? Argentina was a fascist dictatorship then effectively a socialist dictatorship for most of the last century. Meanwhile Britain stood with America in every single conflict, from WW1 to Korea, from the Cold War to Afghanistan and similarly essentially created the modern state of Israel from land we won in war. We in the UK will soon be kicking out this disgusting socialist rabble and have a proper government again, who love the US, Israel and the UK itself. Don't fall victim to short-term thinking based on individual leaders. Milei is, likely, an outlier and so is the current UK establishment.
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Marc Zell - מארק צל
Marc Zell - מארק צל@GOPIsrael·
British conservatives argue that engaging on the Falklands risks alienating our natural allies in the UK. I've heard this argument - and I respectfully disagree. Let me first say this: British conservatives have been among the most steadfast friends of America and Israel for generations. Their commitment to Western values, the special relationship, and the fight against Islamist terror deserves genuine respect and appreciation. I do not take that lightly. But let's look at the facts. There are 3,000 British citizens on the Falkland Islands - and a whole lot more sheep. Meanwhile, Argentina has a population of 46 million people. Latin America as a whole is home to hundreds of millions - and that population is shifting rapidly toward pro-American, pro-Israel values under the influence of leaders like Milei. That is not a small voice. That is a tectonic shift. Britain today is not the Britain of Thatcher or Churchill. It is a country that refused to stand with America in the Strait of Hormuz when it mattered most. It is a country drifting toward Islamist influence in its major cities, with a government that has shown little appetite for confronting the threats that face the Western world. Argentina under Milei, by contrast, has aligned itself firmly with Trump's America and with Israel. Milei has fought the radical left at home, stood against antisemitism, and offered concrete support to the US in its confrontation with Iran. He represents exactly the kind of leadership the Western world needs more of - and he deserves to be treated as the ally he has proven himself to be. The fastest-growing pro-American, pro-Israel constituency in the world is Hispanic. The future of the Western alliance runs through Latin America, not through a Britain that has lost its way. I'll put my money on the Western hemisphere. 🇦🇷🇺🇸🇮🇱
Marc Zell - מארק צל@GOPIsrael

FALKLAND/MALVINAS ISLANDS—ARGENTINA—UK—USA When President Trump asked his allies to help reopen the Strait of Hormuz and confront a nuclear-ambitious Iran, Britain temporized. London hesitated over the use of its bases, balked at sending warships, and insisted it would not be “dragged in.” When it was finally America’s turn to ask, the reciprocity Reagan had banked on did not arrive. Contrast Buenos Aires. President Javier Milei broke with much of his own region to stand — openly, unequivocally — with the United States and with Israel, offering precisely the solidarity Britain withheld. The junior partner of 1982 has become the steadfast one. The senior partner has become the reluctant one. Alliances are not heirlooms. They are living accounts of reciprocity, and Reagan’s decision was a discretionary deposit — not a permanent lien on American policy. If Britain will not spend its capital when Washington calls, no principle obliges Washington to keep spending its own to underwrite British sovereignty over two specks of land 8,000 miles from London, with a total human population of 3,000 and many times more sheep— islands the British call the Falklands and Argentines call the Malvinas. This is not a call for hostility toward a friend. It is a call for candor about what friendship requires. The Trump Administration should revisit the reflexive posture it inherited and ask one plain question: when the bill came due, who actually showed up? Reagan stood with Britain when Britain was the ally who counted. In 2026, the ally who counts may be flying a different flag.

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Joe Markham
Joe Markham@JoeMarkham5·
Start a political party based on those 2 principles and, within months, have it leading hundreds of opinions polls in a row. Anything less is chattering garbage. Farage may not be the ultra-deportation guy some people want, but he is quite literally the only chance the country has to save itself. Rupert Lowe and others can keep a Reform government in check, that's fine, but frankly it's naive and even stupid to think that a party that openly backed Tommy Robinson and led its campaign on mass deportations was going to get 30%+ of the national vote (with the tories and other right wing parties standing) is laughable. I agree with Tommy Robinson, and agree with mass deportations, but the actual reality is that most of the country doesn't, and that message won't win an election. So you can say everything you think and win 10% of the vote and let the uniparty end the country irreversibly, or you can get behind the one and only option we have and try and make them as sound and productive as possible.
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Fr Calvin Robinson ©️®️
Fr Calvin Robinson ©️®️@calvinrobinson·
Now we know why Farage and Musk fell out. Elon wanted Reform to talk about deporting illegals. Seems a fair request for a right wing party? Elon also asked Nigel to stop throwing Tommy Robinson under the bus. He would not do it. Why?
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Joe Markham
Joe Markham@JoeMarkham5·
@RealCandaceO Do you make your husband wear a Charlie Kirk mask during sex or is that too 'on the nose'? You fucking demon.
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Candace Owens
Candace Owens@RealCandaceO·
Well done England! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Joe Markham
Joe Markham@JoeMarkham5·
Reading, in terms of physical literature, is not a good in and of itself. If women are reading Morning Glory Milking Farm or 'How This man Killed This Woman', and their boyfriend is watching podcasts of current affairs. He is very likely ahead there. Read proper things!
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Joe Markham
Joe Markham@JoeMarkham5·
I have not yet seen it, and am skeptical of giving Nolan money to fund what I imagine is a pile of woke garbage. The casting,costumes, the translation it's based on, the very look of it from clips is abysmal. Like razzie-level bad. I will wait and see reviews from people like @TheCriticalDri2
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Brent Scher
Brent Scher@BrentScher·
I haven't seen anyone who has SEEN the Odyssey say it was bad. It's an unquestionably incredible movie. Go see it on the biggest screen possible.
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Sophy Ridge
Sophy Ridge@SophyRidgeSky·
Andy Burnham talks of three mentors in the Labour movement - from three v different proud industrial regions of UK Neil Kinnock - Welsh Valleys Margaret Beckett - Derby David Blunkett - Sheffield This is the Labour heritage he is aligning himself with
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Joe Markham@JoeMarkham5·
The difference in race isn't the issue, per se. Your country had a large percentage of slaves. The legit population of the US, as a result, is about 13% black. Until about 1998, that wasn't the case in Britain, and we had HUGE numbers of african and middle-eastern muslims enter the country, with no referendum or anything. The somalian community in the UK cannot be compared to the black community in the US with generational heritage.
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CartierFamily@cartierfamilyZ·
It’s interesting to me that Americans are on here bashing englands team for looking like this when majority of US teams look like this and we are the best and most athletic country in the world because of it 🤔
Daniel Kebede@DanielKebedeNEU

If England beat Argentina tomorrow and reach the World Cup final, remember: It will be multi-racial England that has won. England in all its diversity. Not the narrow, exclusionary vision of England that Farage, Lowe, Robinson and others are trying to create.

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Can someone explain Argentina’s claim to the Falklands? They’ve never been Argentinian. We won the Falklands war. In a referendum, only 3 person voted to revoke British sovereignty. Just comes down to ego, I guess.
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Joe Markham@JoeMarkham5·
Might as well throw some petrol on the fire: "if you want it, then come and claim it!"
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Joe Markham@JoeMarkham5·
Honestly, people on X are fucking ragebait retards sometimes. I mean I knew this, but not quite so acutely. I have literally defended Trump and Kane playing golf AND Britain owning the Falklands and I'm still managing to get hate posts from people who agree with me?!
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