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They’re doing this to me tomorrow

@kpratt1973 This just happened to me.

#Oreo were you aware that your new Marvel cookies with the blue and white icing inside the cookies actually turns your poop green after going through the human body, it literally turns your poop green.

@DefiantLs Das nyat goot

Who's at fault here?

@ViralVideos She was barely grazed. She was in the way.

Bro was so fatigued he forgot to turn off friendly fire

@BeNice2MeProd @natelonmusk Alex, they are born that way.

@natelonmusk Should teach em how to take a bath! 😂😂🤣 dirty muh fuckas

This is a school in Zimbabwe in 2026, Zimbabwe got independence in 1980.

@uncledoomer Looks sorta flatish. I think it’s a toss up.

sorry but the flat earthers still won. being so belligerently retarded that nasa and the government spend billions of dollars to capture 4k video proving you wrong, when it cost you nothing to be wrong, means that you won. i dont make the rules.

@AmiriKing The ghettofication of American youths must be studied.

A young astronaut tries the wrong white boy and learns a valuable lesson. Anyone want to tell him what that lesson was?

@WallStreetApes Misrepresentation

American shows how small the subs at Jimmy John’s have gotten since being purchased by a private equity firm “Hey, Jimmy Johns. What is this?.. Yes, it's a little John but What is this??” This is essentially a stuffed breadstick…. Private equity literally destroys everything

@InsaneReality Fucken hell, Karen! The lawnmower exploded again.

Man’s lawn mower suddenly explodes out of nowhere

@SteveFranssen Not dying for Israel

Men under 42 should be familiarizing themselves with the military draft and what their options are.

@ShadowofEzra No way, DUDE!

Brigitte Macron, while at the White House, says the First Amendment needs to be restricted and limited because too many young children are suffering. She says she can read signals from these young children. “I think that liberty does have some rules. We have to be free, but adapt to certain codes.”

@RunkTheHunk @blackcatIVs @packdrip You have to specifically ask to speak to their fraud department and make sure to tell them that you are filing a police report. Also request to speak to someone who works in the US.

@blackcatIVs @packdrip I've called close to 10 times since December. Every time except the last two times it was someone reading off an AI response, only apologizing for how I feel. They couldn't answer a single question of mine. And yes it was a real person reading an AI response

eBay fucking sucks. I sold a Cooper Flagg Refractor for $176.50 and it says delivered but the buyer claims he never got it. eBay just issued a full refund, but I also will not receive my card back. This is the biggest load of bullshit ever.

@BigDickBarclay Did he say any puns like “ICE to see you” or“have an ICE day” ?

Mrs Barclay used to work as an office lady at a local ice factory. I visited her one day for lunch and there were some VIPs getting a tour around the place. The owner asked if I wanted to take the tour with them and l agreed. I shit you not he handed out little 5 pound bags of ice with the company logo on them as a gift basket thing and then took us all on a tour that took like an hour and a half so the ice was all melted by the end and everyone was left holding a wet plastic bag. One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Gotta be the smoothest corporate ice man alive.

@KimKatieUSA She’s outclassed because they are dudes

Intoxicated woman picks the wrong fight in Thailand, harasses Thai sex workers, escalates to assault, then gets absolutely mobbed and beaten down by the group. Girl, if you’ve got beef with sex workers, you’re in the wrong damn country.

@aipriverses Beer

i still genuinely cannot imagine the thought process that goes into deciding to do this

@NagyonGazdag @shortsqueeznews You just wouldn’t understand

@shortsqueeznews Why do Americans say “fry” (singular) instead of fries?

BREAKING: Five Guys is now offering its first-ever combo meal for $13.99 in a bid to take on McDonald's and Wendy's.

@1ssve Try “nigga you ain’t running me, shiiii”

How do you professionally say, “You’re not my boss, stop telling me what to do” in corporate?

@Incognito_qfs Based Indian

28 year old Pawan shot himself in the chest and died in Dallupura, Delhi. His cousin who was recording the video owned this gun. He was teaching Pawan how to use the gun. 🤦 Do not share your firearms with your friends and cousins to make reels. Life is more valuable than these 30 sec videos.

@seyba89357 @SimpPolice911 Black guy would’ve already beat his wife

@SimpPolice911 White guy waving a gun and the police is talking to him and try to deescalate Black guy would be dead 5 seconds after they had pulled up

Man catches his wife cheating and was ready to end it all 💔

@LeadingReport Glad im 38. It was almost over for me

BREAKING: New study finds that nobody is more stressed than a 25-35 year old male who thinks time is running out, per Tirana Post.