Joe Pienta

Larry Fitz asked me the other day if I could pick a teammate over my 17 years and 9 teams to start a team with who it would be….I had to take a minute to go through the teams and really think about it….lots of incredible teammates and HOF players but without question my choice would be Fred Jackson

Every conspiracy theorist right now

@CitiusMag @ollie_hoare97 why are you talking into a zippo lighter?

🗣️ “I got hit pretty early on my shoe and I’m glad that I was able to keep my shoes on. I felt pretty comfortable and in position and then with a lap to go, I just didn’t have the legs… I feel good about next week when I go to London, so I’ll try to learn from this and move onto the next one. I’m still running 3:31. I’m still there. I just need to work through the kinks.” If @ollie_hoare97 can still run 3:31.07 after getting spiked and not quite having it with a lap to go, what can he throw down when he’s at his best?! Onwards and upwards for Olli at the London Diamond League next weekend! 🔜 FULL INTERVIEW: youtu.be/VzVfnFMr5Ic

Put Mu in the relay pool.

Quick history lesson about #Juneteenth ironic that this 1 and a half min video probably wouldn’t be allowed in a lot of schools across the country in 2024

Go to Truffoni's. Get a big rare cut of meat. Get a glass of water. They'll say, "No sloppy steaks.” Dump the water on the steak. Eat as fast as you can before the waiters try and snatch it up. Water splashing around the table makes the night so much more fun.

Holly Smith 16:16.98 massive 23s PB Madison Kline 16:51.07 unattached (4s off PB) Tayla Gunton 17:06.33 PB Claragh Keane 17:30.64 outdoor best Lily Overton 4:44.49

@ToneSoCold @CoachLinh @D3GloryDays Calling Linh a liar?

@CoachLinh @D3GloryDays Did this actually happen.

To me this is unethical. - Host meet with no W4x4 - Post results - See your W4x4 gets bumped by teams at other meets - Run W4x4 solo 5hrs after your meet ended with nobody else present - Change meet schedule and post new results - Bump another team from NCAA meet @D3GloryDays

@CoachLinh You just want to have a weekend off.

I am already a strong proponent of getting rid of last chance weekend. Hearing about coaches/teams doing sketchy and unethical things at their home meet only reinforces that feeling for me.

@itsnicknitro @IonaXCTF Absolutely. Fixed my broken gutter in the sun today.

Absolutely lovely day to be a Gael @IonaXCTF

@nmh_42 @USTFCCCA @AthleticdotNet The negative reviews are just heating up over here.

@JoePienta @USTFCCCA @AthleticdotNet Seems like they’re in need of a web developer.

Athletic.Net is one of the worst interfaces I’ve ever seen. Why are we using it for NCAA purposes? I know Direct Athletics isn’t perfect, either, but at least it’s an ethos @USTFCCCA @AthleticdotNet

Going to make @Lachlan50688647 run 40x400m every day just to clog up everyone’s Strava feed.

@ToneSoCold Shame you left New Ro before experiencing Mason Sandwiches, best eggplant sandwich out there. As well as Crispy Buffalo Cauliflower…

Had an accidental-fully-vegetarian day today 1. Smoothie 2. PBJ 3. Longform banter with @JoePienta 4. Fried eggplant sandwich

@BillsVhs Had hoped for a Shane Conlan clip, but can’t complain with the smattering of early 90s LBs!

Hitting the end zone vs the JETS… Never gets old. #MondayNightFootball LFG #billsmafia #Buffalobills🤞🏾👍🏾You think I still have this vertical ?

@REALBIFFWIFF “Are you dumb?!”

Hey I Think You Should Leave fans, What’s your favorite “throwaway” line that ABSOLUTELY not a throwaway line your book? From any sketch, feel free to explain why it’s so fukkin funny to you.

@Justin_Britton @Gsolis__

I’d like to speak to whoever designed the Honduras kit and shake their hand. Unreal design. #Budapest2023

Judging by the amount of ice cream I consumed…looks like fat. Don’t know how long I would remain ablaze, however.

@RealPitino You ever eat at Sammy Hagar’s restaurant in JFK terminal 7?

Doesn't it make more sense for football to break away to separate leagues and allow the rest of the sports to compete regionally? Rivalries remain n minor sports don't spend half their day looking for bad food at airport restaurants!!!