Joe Pish

@bethTmufc No. We don’t reckon

Ederson, Fernandes & Tchouaméni do we reckon?

@CarsonJoens @iraseorita And so you have grass to putt on

@iraseorita They do this twice a year as punishment to the golfers for not repairing divots and ball marks

What’s the purpose of removing those small soil plugs from the turf?

@Brunoswife_ Maguire, Shaw and Dalot aren’t good enough

Is this the lineup that finally brings the title back to Old Trafford, or are we missing a key piece?

@mrgreenandred @DRHabibOfficial @TheWavyRed Nice one little bro

@JoePish415 @DRHabibOfficial @TheWavyRed stick to netball

I'm I the only Man United fan who doesn't want this this to go through?

@mrgreenandred @DRHabibOfficial @TheWavyRed And what point are you failing miserably to explain?

@JoePish415 @DRHabibOfficial @TheWavyRed yeah, we only have Vivell as transfer director, should have asked joe on twitter in stead

@Hjortfan1337 @_MUFCJames “wonderkid” Carlos Baleba for 80 mil incoming

@_MUFCJames No sources are reliable when it comes to man united, its just ineos media spinning to buy themselves time

How reliable is this source?

@DRHabibOfficial @TheWavyRed We only got Sesko because their first couple choices signed for other teams. Their first choice was Liam Delap… and the goalkeeper coach is the one who scouted and wanted Lammens, the same guy who scouted David de Gea. Our board is brain dead and lack vision

@TheWavyRed Be calm and thrust the scouts that got you Cunha, Mbeumo, Sesko, Lammens

@munclenny Why are people so surprised he got left out? Imagine him trying to defend France’s attackers. They would run past him like he’s standing still.

Hope Maguire rejects the call

@tomvanzummeren @bryanrbeal Should Europe ban knives? People getting stabbed in the streets all the time over there.

@bryanrbeal You’re okay with school shootings because Europeans also die for different reasons. The mental gymnastics you Americans do to support guns is mind blowing.

The craziest statistic you will hear all year: more Europeans die from summer heat than Americans die from guns

@Protasio1968 @geoffkeighley So they decided to kill Destiny for a game that died a couple months after launch. Brilliant execution…

Bungie is ending active development on Destiny 2 this June.

@BluezeyB @Polymarket I think it’s the part where they manipulated the Covid virus and intentionally spread it throughout the world causing massive lockdowns that has people alittle fed up

@Polymarket I love when people get angry at the CDC for keeping up with deadly viruses and giving the public periodic updates.

UPDATE: CDC confirms the hantavirus linked to the cruise ship outbreak is the “Andes virus” — the only strain known to spread person to person.

@SimplyUtd @FabrizioRomano Sure buddy. First time?

🚨 @FabrizioRomano: Manchester United are set for a major boost to their summer transfer budget: • Rasmus Højlund deal expected to become permanent (€44m) • Jadon Sancho & Casemiro wages coming off the books • Marcus Rashford situation to be resolved • Sell-on clause from Mason Greenwood • Extra revenue from UEFA Champions League matches and wins All factors point to a very busy summer window 🔴

@Divathasscience @amphichrome_ Need cooking oil too. Butter burns easily

@amphichrome_ I let my stainless steel pan get hot for eggs today, put a little bit of butter, immediately smoked out my entire apartment. Like within 1 second the alarms were going off

it’s crazy how much being good at cooking is just whether or not you let the pan get hot enough first

@markgoldbridge You complain that Carrick plays boring counter attacking football but that’s all this game is…

This is a game for the ages this! End to end quality. Makes the Premier League look like a pub league

@GwenpostingTTV This the person calling other people trashy? Lolz

Marathon is fun and relaxing with friends :D

@tunnarmcniarr Almost like shitty weather and food isn’t good for you. Weird

You can't tell me these two guys are the same person

@cedcedcedar @shrewsburytown You seem like a weirdo so ill just disregard you buddy

@JoePish415 @shrewsburytown "You should abandon your roots and the people who support you to line the pockets of tech billionaires." That's all I'm hearing. Your account is filled with crypto and AI bullshit and your opinion is discarded as snake oil. Miserable yank.

Matchday, brought to you by AI 😉🤝

@NicolaCCreative @cedcedcedar @shrewsburytown I love that your argument is to just use kids for free labor

@JoePish415 @cedcedcedar @shrewsburytown There’s a lot of people learning, doing uni courses etc that would love to volunteer at a club as a graphic designer. The only cost issue here is the cost to the planet.

@utdscope Are you like a parody account or just genuinely don’t understand football?

We could have two different world class front threes if we sign Harry Kane this summer. The depth for the UCL would be needed.

@cedcedcedar @shrewsburytown It’s a lot cheaper to use AI then to pay a graphic designer

@shrewsburytown Why support the local economy and Salopian artists when you can piss money away on some slop generated by a data centre on the other side of the planet owned by a South African tech-billionaire!