Joe St. Pierre

@nypost Look, hear me out. That's a ladyboy. No amount of surgery can hide that.

Michigan Dem Sen. candidate McMorrow defends tweet trashing rural America, extolling coastal elites trib.al/S4ZCeoj

@AvrgMerican I just keep hearing the soundtrack to 'Chariots of Fire' Game on, safe travels!

Damn… I’m really enjoying this sort of misogynistic villain role. I didn’t know 𝕏 could be this much fun!

@AvrgMerican @HistorianUSA1 Those jeans would be acid-washed by time I was done with her.

@HistorianUSA1 I could land this baddie. I’ll buy her a loom and all natural yarn.

Septum ring leftist dolt in her air-conditioned kitchen with fridge, microwave & electric stove dropping commie fantasy bombs: ‘Why is it crazy to live off the land in a commune like the natives before those evil colonizers ruined everything?’ Ma’am, the natives didn’t get to romanticize their own 40-year life expectancy. Touch grass… but only after you cancel your Netflix and DoorDash. This is peak ‘I want the vibe of 1500 BC without any of the dysentery’ energy. They really are this clueless, aren’t they? 😂

@elonmusk Need to take it back, and go scorchred earth. They don't get it, it's ours. Anyone who won't fight for it is a slippery, sweaty coló. I would send the half the country to take it back.

Banger 😂

@CollinRugg Niggers..

Jailhouse interview from 2008 resurfaces, showing James Broadnax admitting to murdering Christian-music producers Stephen Swan and Matthew Butler. Broadnax was executed in Texas this week for the horrific murders. "I decided to go hit a lick. You know what I'm sayin'? And one of the best spots to go because that's why all the rich white folks stay at, know what I'm sayin'? So got caught, caught a m'fah slippin', sh*t and popped his b*tch a**," he said at the time. Broadnax, now 37, died by lethal injection.

@hollydancooor @WallStreetApes Agreed, we should navigate the breakdown of society through interpretative dance.

@WallStreetApes Who knew LA could feel so tense? Makes me want to escape through dance and just lose myself in the rhythm. Can't let the chaos get to us!

Police have their rifles and guns drawn in downtown Los Angeles They shout “Get on the ground!” They yell again “Get down motherf*cker” Residents act like it’s just another day. Guns pointed and nobody cares. The suspect just keeps walking This is like the 3rd world. Zero respect for law enforcement and suspects know nothing will happen to them

@jacobincambodia They're not sending their best, are they?

Thai cyber police arrested a 42yo Swedish-Finnish IT specialist in Pattaya for allegedly hacking a hotel guest database his Thai wife had access to through her job. He impersonated staff, demanded fake damage payments, and hit 35+ guests for around 100,000 baht before getting caught. thepattayanews.com/2026/04/29/tha…

@AsianDawn4 In China. Just hope it was dewormed? It is really savory, and not gamey at all. Would recommend it for a barbecue, they tend to skewer everything there, but cooking like any pig. Some vietnamese guy down south does videos on Youtube about butchering.

🇰🇷 South Korea is wild. I've never been boar hunting. Do these things taste the same as pork or is it gamier?

@LoriK2256 @WallStreetApes Just nuke the whole site from orbit .

@WallStreetApes Great. More toxic chemicals. Just what we need. Maybe CA should vote out the Satan worshipers and then the pestilence will go away. What you see on the outside is a manifestation of what's happening on the inside. Rot and corruption. Everyone suffers. Jesus is Life 🌻

Small black flies with “a wicked bite” are swarming areas of the San Gabriel Valley in California “They're attracted to your breath and the salty moisture of your eyes” They target the eyes, “They are a vector for river blindness, which is a disease that you can transmit, but that's not something that we see here. It's mostly known in other parts of the world. I don't want anything to bite my eyes, even if they don't transfer anything, you know that sounds pretty bad” “Swarms are Abundant from Azusa to Altadena — Our residents are really struggling right now. They're overwhelmed with the amount of black flies” These black flies have a 5 mile flight span and can live for up to 2 months To prevent bites experts recommend deep insect repellent and a hat with a face net

@DancesWithLag @CollinRugg I was thinking the same thing if I had to break it to her, but I try to look on the bright -side of life.

@CollinRugg What they really mean is the bodies are all over the ocean floor because the fish ate the slushy remains and shit them out. Your husband and son are feces. Circle of life...isnt it great 👍

NEW: Mother who lost her son and husband in the Titan submarine disaster, says their remains were returned as "slush" in tiny shoeboxes. Christine Dawood told the Guardian that there was a large pile of mixed slush that they couldn't separate. She said it took nine months for her to receive her husband's & son's remains. "We didn’t get the bodies for nine months. Well, when I say bodies, I mean the slush that was left. They came in two small boxes, like shoeboxes," she told the Guardian. The "slush" was what was able to be recovered from the sea floor through DNA testing. "They have a big pile they can’t separate, all mixed DNA, and they asked if I wanted some of that, too. But I said no, just what you know is Suleman and Shahzada."

@UlughMirza @marinasmigielsk Oh! not India? Goats and Soda, the sublime poetry of the leader there. Why A Village Leader Ordered The Rape Of A 14-Year-Old In India : Goats and Soda : NPR share.google/6YYiDcuQ4vJ7G9…

@UlughMirza @marinasmigielsk My riposte. Some cultures are just better than others.Tribal Council Orders 'Revenge Rape' In Pakistan : Goats and Soda : NPR share.google/8Xatoq5pTOEK9d…

This is a real thing with Indians. I once worked with an Indian girl at a hotel who told me she ran away from someone having a seizure because “the shaking scared her.”She couldn’t quite put it into words, but what she was really saying was that she didn’t have the instinctive urge to help that most Americans do …she knew she was diff. She remarked that she was the only one to run off

@UlughMirza @marinasmigielsk Let's compare....shall we? Several soldiers, prosecuted...and rightfully so, and a revenge gangbang.

@JoeStPierre13 @marinasmigielsk Indeed, killers as well rapists. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahmudiya…

@Defence_Index In the name of the Father(Lockheed Martin), the Son(Raytheon), and the Holy Ghost(General Dynamics), Lord hear our prayer.

🇹🇭🇺🇸 THAILAND EYES HIMARS AFTER ROCKET THREATS, ARMY MOVES TO UPGRADE FIREPOWER Tensions in Southeast Asia are pushing Thailand toward a major military upgrade. The Royal Thai Army is planning to procure advanced rocket artillery under its 2027 defense budget, following concerns over heavy rocket attack capabilities from across the Cambodian border. At the center of the discussion is the US made M142 HIMARS, a highly mobile, precision strike system that has gained global attention in modern conflicts. 🚩 Why HIMARS is leading: • Long-range precision strike capability • Rapid “shoot-and-scoot” mobility • Proven effectiveness in real combat scenarios A selection committee is currently comparing it with China’s SR-5 Multiple Rocket Launcher and Thailand’s domestic DTi D11A. However, Thai media reports suggest HIMARS is the most likely choice, hinting at a possible strategic lean toward Western systems. ◽Bigger picture: This move isn’t just procurement, it’s about deterrence and staying ahead in a rapidly evolving regional security environment. If approved, Thailand would join a growing group of countries investing in precision rocket systems as the dynamics of warfare continue to shift.

@PlotWeaver That would require a maritime capacity that no country or coalition of navies don't have, yet. 2/2. So maybe crank up the shipyards?

@PlotWeaver Just going to attack the premise. No country could actually meet us on our shores. This isn't some John Milius movie(peace be unto him!) That would require sailing across 2 two oceans that we robutsly defend. 1/2

No army can invade America ... or can they? Rural Americans will sit still for hours in a tree, at twenty degrees below zero, to shoot a deer and bring home food for the family. Crossbow? 50 yards. Rifle? 300 yards. [Both ranges based on wanting a quick, clean end; effective range much greater.] These are not people to mess with carelessly. Does anyone think that those who hate America found another path?

@UlughMirza @marinasmigielsk I know. Thank you, we really are proficient killers.

@marinasmigielsk "most Americans do", you lost me here. It's American army bombing kids, it's American elites on Epstein list, it's Americans school shooting, it's Americans who have the highest number of serial killers.

@art_pleb @CollinRugg The Secret Service couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a beachball. They will try to stiff the whores they buy.

@CollinRugg The Secret Service would appreciate you ducking under the table so they can focus on neutralizing the threat without worrying about ventilating your fat ass

Man who went viral for remaining in his seat as he ate food during the WH Correspondents' Dinner shooting says he didn't want his new tux on the dirty Hilton floor. He also said he is from New York, so he hears sirens and activity all the time. "I’m a New Yorker. We live with sirens and activity happening all the time," Michael Glantz, an agent at Creative Artists Agency, said. "I wasn’t scared. There are hundreds of Secret Service agents hurtling themselves over tables and chairs, and I wanted to watch." "First of all, I have a bad back. I couldn’t get on the floor, and if I did get on the floor, they’d have to bring in people to get me off the floor. And No. 2, I’m a hygiene freak. There was no freaking way I was getting in my new tux on the dirty Hilton floor. It was not happening."

@alphafox That's a micro-penis. No labia. Just sayin

@alphafox That's a Ladyboy.

GenZ thinks that a thumbs up emoji is rude, and would appreciate if you stopped using it:

@visegrad24 The plastic chair stuff makes me giggle.

A massive brawl broke out during a wedding with 300 guests in Gaza after various tribes started arguing about whether Hamas had made a mistake by perpetrating the October 7 Massacre or not. Hamas, which still hasn’t been disarmed and dismantled as it was supposed to under the ceasefire agreement, was providing “security” during the wedding.