Joe Bloggs

@MasterChefUK You can't say 'Up' Greg, it's inappropriate.

@MasterChefUK You can't say 'too wet' Greg, it's inappropriate.

@MasterChefUK You can't say 'sausage Greg, it's inappropriate.

@MasterChefUK You can't say 'Creamy' Greg, it's inappropriate.

@MasterChefUK You can't say 'woody' Greg, it's inappropriate.

Stuck on the Tarmac @EastMidlands flight to Antalya, apparently air traffic control in London has all gone down...any update @SkyNews @BBCNews

@ITV what is this tripe, Getting penne on spaghetti count as entertainment these days?

@altontowers Why would you not tell your guests, my 7 year old daughter LOVED that ride! I fondly remember riding it 15 times in one day with her. She's going to be gutted.

We're bidding farewell to The Blade 💜 Join us on the blog as we celebrate 44 fantabulous years of The Blade & other upcoming changes. 🔗altontowers.visitlink.me/3x-67h

@altontowers Rode*

@MeliaHtlResorts I'm coming to stay at the Meliã Dunas resort on 26th July, any chance of sorting me a room with a sea view 😀

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Tesla Model 3, worth over £44k! All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy

@Efcmordecai Not Japanese whisky though mind.

#aldi best whisky this year £25 #japanesewhisky

@KelloggsUKI expectation vs reality. What gives?

@AskNationwide why can't I pay off some of my loan? I'm trying to pay off £450 but saying technical error on app and website? Please help!

@CDPROJEKTRED just watching this playstation footage you teased us with 1 month before release...did you just straight up lie? youtu.be/pFB-Z6mNKvM

@MaximusArsenal Their is definitely pain n is eyes. Maybe he's been fired?

@VeryHelpers IS my son getting a PS5 this XMAS? I bought one and was given 21/11 as delivery date, reading Tweets, It would appear that you have had a technical issue...which is annoying but ok, but why have you sold stock you haven't got, it doesn't take a month for delivery?

@VeryHelpers IS my son getting a PS5 this XMAS? I purchased one and was given 21/11 as delivery date, reading Tweets, It would appear that you have had a technical issue...which is annoying but ok, but why have you sold stock you haven't got, it doesn't take a month for delivery?

#bringbackbrian #BBCCIN

@coinbase literally fuck you so much.