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Katılım Ocak 2013
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@SharylAttkisson 2 minutes I'm a good judge of character.
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Assuming people are typically on their best behavior when you first meet them, how long (on average) would you say before they reveal whatever their true self it?
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@LibertyCappy I bet he just took the glass out of the dishwasher.
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.@grok what are the odds of this happening… and is all of this actually true?
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Lincoln was elected president in 1860.
Kennedy was elected president in 1960.
Both were assassinated on a Friday.
Both were shot in the head.
Both were succeeded by Southern Democrats named Johnson.
Just a coincidence?
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What’s an old-fashioned grandma name I could give my girl?
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@SirBylHolte I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!
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The 15 Greatest Movie Catchphrases:
1. Get away from her you bitch!
2. I’m your huckleberry.
3. It puts the lotion on its skin.
4. You talkin’ to me?
5. Here’s looking at you, kid.
6. We’re gonna need a bigger boat.
7. Say hello to my little friend!
8. You can’t handle the truth!
9. Houston, we have a problem.
10. May the Force be with you.
11. Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!
12. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
13. Hasta la vista, baby.
14. I see dead people.
15. KHAAAAAN!
What did I leave out?
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@ewarren C'mon Liz, we all know you have these stocks too. And you upped your shares in them.
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Donald Trump is the most corrupt president of all time.
FactPost@factpostnews
Last quarter Trump purchased millions in stock for 15 companies. All 15 of their CEOs were invited to accompany him on his official China visit: Nvidia's Jensen Huang Boeing's Kelly Ortberg Tesla's Elon Musk BlackRock's Larry Fink Meta's Mark Zuckerberg Goldman Sachs's David Solomon Blackstone's Stephen Schwarzman Citi's Jane Fraser Coherent's Jim Anderson GE Aerospace's Larry Culp Mastercard's Michael Miebach Micron's Sanjay Mehrotra Qualcomm's Cristiano Amon Apple's Tim Cook Visa's Ryan McInerney
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@BillKristol @redsteeze We know. When you were a republican you were a democrat.
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I’m pro-freedom, pro-law and order, pro-limited government, and pro-the Declaration and the Constitution.
And so today I’m a Democrat.
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Just reminding China we have oil too.
Jesse Watters@JesseBWatters
🚨 BREAKING: TRUMP IS PREPARING FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF STRIKES IN IRAN 🚨
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@DefiantLs Cuz you're weird, delusional and not the person you think you are.
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This "trans woman" has a question for you: "How could you not like me?"
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@atensnut And Truman should be there for the buck stops here.
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@atensnut Ok. Here's the deal: Reagan used make America great again, as did Clinton.
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“Yes we can” should have been a match with “Bob the Builder”. Where’s Bob? 😊
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Neil deGrasse Tyson: "Elon Musk hasn't done anything that NASA hasn't already done."
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To be very clear, Taiwan was conquered a few times, but it was never actually part of Mainland China.
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