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@SaiKate108 Yeah the coke, viagra and 35 years of darts had zero to do with it. Fuck me. Seriously.

Jackson, the son of Shane Warne speaks out about the cricket legend’s untimely death. He blames The government and believes his death was connected to the Covid vaccine !! Also confirming Shane had taken a booster prior to that fateful trip to Thailand. Legacy media did their best to cover up this story but now finally the truth is breaking free. Full interview : @2worldsPodcast

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us. Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. "NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”

@ScooterMcNeice He can’t kick.

Day-Wicks with 2nd most tackles on the field tonight (6). Wasn't a star by any means but i feel like i want to keep rewarding him on just attitude alone. Number one distance covered tonight.

@Erin_Molan You’re paid for. Fuck Off Cunt

They take the hits. We don’t. Thank you, Israel. Say it.

@cdesilva23 @ScooterMcNeice Cause Zach is all about Zach

I wonder why Zach Merrett seems to get absolved of Essendon's results as if he's not a part of the team. The elite guys he's compared to aren't ever on teams this bad, because they lift those around them. At what point are you a part of the problem as well?

@RalphyHeraldSun Nothing about this presser is extraordinary. Not one thing.

That was an extraordinary press conference from Brad Scott. Admitted some players didn’t have a will to defend, admitted some went into self preservation mode, admitted there is a cultural problem with older players not digging in when it gets tough. Even on top of diabolical skills and players fumbling and handballing way too much. Just wow

@Wavell33 @DCobba6 You want to revisit this Adam?

@DCobba6 No because for once we are actually rebuilding correctly.

Has anyone else lost complete interest after last weeks performance? I’ve barely watched any other footy games. That performance last week was disgusting.

@onepercentas @JonathanHorn23 Fuck me he’s a cock.

@JonathanHorn23 afl.com.au/news/1480052/a… He literally said "in the arena" – twice!

Ross Lyon "If you want normal, you step the other side of this microphone, the other side of the fence, on the ground, and you pursue mediocrity in your life."

@rohan_connolly The best summation I’ve read re:Ess. Sadly I only feel change will be brought about by fans voting with their feet.

@AaronParnas @Acyn You sure about that?

The American people are not dumb. They are going to see right through this.

@BWokka @PalmerbetAU @BJBayliss Hahahaha

@PalmerbetAU @BJBayliss we need @Joffa08 to get us on this gravy train !

Torque To Be Sure gets home in the 3YO Magic Millions Guineas! A few punters happy with the result!

@SkyNewsAust Where are they finding these magical fucking numbers to force anything? Sky and the Coalition can piss and moan all they like but they can’t will anything into existence. Bout time they shut the fuck up about it. The tune is getting old.

The Coalition is reportedly forming plans to force a royal commission into the Bondi terror attack through parliament, a move which would establish an inquiry despite objections from the Albanese government. skynews.com.au/australia-news…

@AustralianJA I’ll take things that never happened for $1000 thanks Alex………

At Coles Elsternwick - On the Yahrzeit candles. These are candles which Jewish people light in honour of the deceased. It's clear who the Jewish community feels is to blame.

@70nyKellerman @MsMountebank Yeah nah, when your public statement is all but brandishing the victim a liar after a jury of their peers found their son guilty then the parents deserve what they get. They listened to the lengths the c*** went to, to cover it up. Grub behaviour, no sympathy for either of them.

@MsMountebank What do you expect the parents to say - ofcourse they need to support their son during this time, i would doubt that they condone his behaviour. But he is still their son, and they are still his parents. So back off from the family, but definately call the son a grub!!

Why is his name suppressed? | Man from high-profile Melbourne family found guilty of raping woman while pretending to be her boyfriend theguardian.com/australia-news…

@Wavell33 @ScottTalbot23 @ScooterMcNeice Adam please, he was your number one pick for the bombers 3 years ago……..

@ScottTalbot23 @ScooterMcNeice ridley, blakley Today he became my no 1 pick for the Bombers

Xavier Taylor so far 24 Disp 12 Marks 6 Intercepts

@lauzz82 @rohan_connolly Dodoro.

@rohan_connolly Ok I might be naive, who are you talking about who left the club a year ago??

Ok for those who’ve been asking what I think about what’s going on at Essendon. Not my full thoughts but a snapshot at least.

@tony_iacono @m_felgate @YulongInvest @cwallerracing @mattlaurierace @CoxPlate @shanenicholsrac @Racing .com app old son. Under podcasts. Hope you’re well mate.

@m_felgate @YulongInvest @cwallerracing @mattlaurierace @CoxPlate @shanenicholsrac @Racing Michael Lovely You show on RSN were can I find your new show been trying to find it on Spotify have no luck Kind Regards Tony Iacono

Tune into Wed The Verdict Pod when it drops. Could @YulongInvest deal be done with @cwallerracing & @mattlaurierace Treasure to Makybe & Might & Power Via to 7Stakes & Turnbull GF clash in @CoxPlate 🤔 Also, Sam Freedman Tom Kitten. @shanenicholsrac on Esha Moir tilt @Racing

@rtralphy For just coverage of that particular 89 to 95 era it’s a great watch. I’d love for them to delve into the bin fire that the organisation has become onfield since then, most of which is a result of Jerry’s decisions.

Speaking of Netflix; The new Dallas Cowboys the Gambler and his team might be the best ever multi episode sports doco. Reckon it's got The Last Dance covered for multiple storylines and characters?

@BTBagman Dozens of people eagerly await the action……

@clowndownunder The only outrageous part of it is any Muppett who believes what this turd says. This never happened. Bit like his pro soccer career. It exists only in his fried brain.

This is outrageous. We are in the fight of our lives defending free speech, everyone has the right to freedom of opinion in Australia.